By Jerrrr - 27/05/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 037
You deserved it 287 499

Same thing different taste

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Not only did you try to kill it instead of just relocating it, but you tried to justify your shit aim with 'the bullet missed' instead of 'I missed'. This one calls for a YDI unfortunately.

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coffeennicotine 0

YDI. Too bad you didn't shoot yourself. It's a poor defenseless rabbit, and you are a ******* asshole.

effmyyliifee 0
notnormal 0

to #489 and all the other ultra-conservative, anti-animal people, I bring you this bipartisan message from somebody way smarter than any of you. Here's the deal, laid out in painstaking detail. Animals, as it turns out, feel pain. So shooting one induces a certain amount of suffering. Not as much as a trap, but enough for it to be inhumane. If you're ok with the fact that it causes pain, you might want to go see a therapist. Just a suggestion, but those who enjoy hurting small animals are generally sociopaths. Secondly, not all liberals are against the use of weapons, we just don't agree with many conservatives about how they should be used. For instance, I have used a shotgun before, not very well, but I tried it. I had fun, but shooting clay pigeons. However, I'm very adept at archery, but only shoot at targets. So the point is that weapons can be fun, and also effective self-defense mechanisms for women, but should not be used to take lives. For a person to think that he or she can abuse the power we have given ourselves to make judgments and take lives is arrogant. Now, we address the issue of the rabbit. A rabbit is unable to control its instinct. It eats where it can, and should not be persecuted for it. It would be like killing somebody for drinking the water from a decorative fountain. That sort of thing isn't allowed, but people don't die for it. If you have an issue with small animals, you probably shouldn't be living in their natural habitat. It's not their fault that you neglected to put up a fence to keep them out. you are the invader, not the rabbit. I'm sorry that I have to explain this to people. so here's the bottom line; don't shoot a gun unless your aim is sure, do not kill because you have anger issues or feel that someone or something has done you wrong, and don't be so closed-minded.

Can someone please contact affa99 (psot #548) and tell him/her what a ******* dumbass they are. "Contractors put basements below houses" NO SHIT SHERLOCK! but guess what...WATER CAN TRAVEL THROUGH THE ******* GROUND! also, it doesnt matter how far a bullet can travel through water once you puncture a ******* HOLE IN THE POOL. My god were you seriously born without common sense or did your father just hit you on the head too many time for being an ABSOLUTE DUMBASS! How the **** were YOU the fastest sperm. Good lord, it makes me lose faith in all of human kind reading comments from an idiot like you. do us all a favour and NEVER SPEAK AGAIN! (to the dude that wrote the FML, this is in no way directed at you, jsut dumbass affa99)

Kitty34_fml 0

YDI. You deserve much worse. Wild rabbits eat food that is outside. Of course animals are going to eat people's gardens. There's no need to kill them. That is so inhumane and disgusting. I weep for the fact that you might have children, or that you might come in contact with the general public. People like you should be locked away.

You can't take out revenge on an animal. STOPPING an animal from being a pest is fine, but KILLING it...? Like the rabbit actually knew that there was anything different about the plants in your garden from the ones it would find someplace else. Of course it had to have some hidden agenda! Not only are you too stupid to know that and to find one of the many other available solutions, but you're also too stupid to even know how to shoot the rifle you brag about having. YDI, idiot. Glad it happened.

pinkducttape 0

#56 some people keep cows as pets - so stop eating burgers! some people keep rats as pets - so you cant kill them if they invade your house! face it - rabbit stew is delicious. basically unless you are a vegan you have no room to talk. at least hunters give the animal a chance to escape. every burger you eat was a cow kept in captivity to be mass slaughtered...welcome to the food chain. op - gun saftey 101 - make sure you arent shooting towards anything you dont want to hit. if you were also going to eat the rabbit - fml if you were just shooting it because thats easy - thats sad and ydi. #558 unless youre vegan - you are a hypocritical asshole. even if you are vegan youre an asshole for expecting people to not be omnivores.

notnormal 0

oh, and I just read a post that said to get a dog to defend your garden. Good idea. Get a medium sized one which probably won't kill the rabbit, but will effectively scare it away. Also, buy yourself a fence to put around the garden. It may not be completely effective, but it will help. I leave you with these parting words: "an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind" --Mohandas Gandhi. Think of forgiveness before you think of revenge.

olive_you 0

This was the first time an FML struck me dumb. You are so idiotic it's not even funny. Maybe next time you want to "take revenge" on a rabbit, you don't start out with a rifle. Moron.

notnormal (#560)- most intelligent post in the 500+ here. But I wouldn't waste intelligence on these closed minded "conservative" sociopaths. It goes right over their heads.