Health: Today, I was applying some Icy Hot to my sore thighs, when I...

By person - 26/12/2010 17:59 - Jordan

Today, I was applying some Icy Hot to my sore thighs, when I accidentally got a little on my dime sacks. For the next hour, it felt like someone had lit a match under my plums. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2018 20:30

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Sunday 26 December 2010 23:36

Dime sacks? Plums? You should trade those in for a pair of regular testicles

fakeaccountX 6

Monday 27 December 2010 2:20

Attention all FMyLife users. Testicles. That is all.

Comments

rawrimapenguin 0

Monday 27 December 2010 0:36

ydi for saying dime sacks and plumss.:P foreal.:)

malisa916 7

Monday 27 December 2010 0:38

I find your choice of words to replace "testicles" very amusing.

Nadinek98 0

Monday 27 December 2010 0:42

who the Hell uses dime sacks and plums

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Monday 27 December 2010 0:48

When making a fruit salad you could use dime sacks to purchase plums

jackirose 0

Monday 27 December 2010 4:52

wow tht made me laugh^_^

beeper91 0

Monday 27 December 2010 1:08

did that once. i scrubbed that shit off it hurt so bad

TheCarlsenBros 0

Monday 27 December 2010 1:29

haha when u said dime sacks i thought u were talking bags of weed

Nickel05 15

Monday 27 December 2010 1:33

YDI just for the awful euphemisms youre using to describe your testicles. what are you, in middle school?

89Kele 0

Monday 27 December 2010 1:38

Dime sacks? Plums?

jonny2x4 0

Monday 27 December 2010 1:49

Can't anyone just say scrotum and testicles anymore?

JessieMongoose 11

Monday 27 December 2010 1:53

LOL @ plums.

Feverrotes 15

Monday 27 December 2010 1:55

What the hell is wrong with using creative terms to reference your balls? One of the only FMLs recently to make me LMAO. It would've been boring as hell if he used testicles or balls. Where is the creativity people?