Health: Today, I was applying some Icy Hot to my sore thighs, when I...

By person - 26/12/2010 17:59 - Jordan

Today, I was applying some Icy Hot to my sore thighs, when I accidentally got a little on my dime sacks. For the next hour, it felt like someone had lit a match under my plums. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2021 06:01

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2018 20:30

Today, I rested my face against my boyfriend's shoulder while we watched a movie. I didn’t realize he had put Icy Hot on the same shoulder right before I sat down. I cried in pain. He cried with laughter. FML

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Sunday 26 December 2010 23:36

Dime sacks? Plums? You should trade those in for a pair of regular testicles

fakeaccountX 6

Monday 27 December 2010 2:20

Attention all FMyLife users. Testicles. That is all.

Comments

honeybeex3 0

Monday 27 December 2010 13:17

Uhhh, FAIL much

phorcep 0

Monday 27 December 2010 13:53

something tells me OP is a 62 year old hippie who just started using the internet.

cassey419 0

Monday 27 December 2010 15:56

ya because so many hippies use icy hot

dwoody83 0

Monday 27 December 2010 14:15

been there done that

xxreneexx65 0

Monday 27 December 2010 15:55

dime sacks? in America we happen to call them balls… get an American dictionary! are ur parents like Penny pinchers that work on a fruit farm or something? FYL.