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By loser - 10/10/2009 20:45 - France

Today, I was at a bar and very drunk. I went to the urinal and when I was done I went to zip up when I realized I never unzipped. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2018 01:30

Today, I really had to pee at work and rushed to the urinal. I unzipped but couldn't find the hole in the front of my boxers and ended up pissing my pants. I had put my boxers on backwards. FML

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By Seamstressed - 09/02/2017 20:00 - Italy

Today, I was sewing a top. Due to a mistake, I had to unstitch the zipper and resew it. When I was almost done, I noticed that the zipper was upside down. FML

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By Tommy - 06/03/2012 18:55 - United States

Today, I approached the girl I like, hoping to ask her out. Just as I strode up to her, she excused herself as quickly as she could. I then realized I'd forgotten to zip up my pants after going to the bathroom minutes before. FML

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By not cool - 28/06/2013 05:16 - Australia - Sunnybank

Today, while using a urinal in a very busy mall bathroom, another man unzipped his pants and attempted to use the same one as me. FML

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By Blie - 04/09/2018 20:30

Today, I was so drunk that I pissed myself in a hotel hallway while wearing a dress. My shoes squished all the way back to the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2012 21:08 - United States - Nutley

Today, I realized I'd put on my shirt on inside out, so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off, I accidentally dropped it in the toilet. FML

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By TooQuick - 27/04/2016 12:19 - Mozambique - Maputo

Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML

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By feelinnauseous - 24/06/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I went to a new bar downtown with some friends. I was a little buzzed and had to pee so bad. I rushed into the bathroom and as I sat down I felt a squish on my upper thigh. Turns out the last person in the stall decided to take a shit on the toilet seat. FML

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By webperson04 - 27/07/2009 19:07 - United States

Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML

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By goldenshower - 05/02/2010 18:22 - United States

Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML

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superstephen4 5

Sunday 11 October 2009 1:25

wow. I can imagine doing that

TheKitsune 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 1:28

Don't guys need to... aim? Do you usually just let it flop about while you pee?

Comments

Jimboom 11

Sunday 11 October 2009 17:33

Lol. You totally deserve it. But don't feel too bad. This shit happens when consuming massive amounts of alcohol. I once had a mate who took out one of his bollocks, thought it was his penis and pissed his pants. :P

bre_zip_it_up13 11

Sunday 11 October 2009 23:30

when i was in first i shitted in my pants

radman 0

Monday 12 October 2009 1:02

How is this an FML? So he forgot to zip up his pants? Big deal. Lots of people do that every day.

edanvers 0

Monday 12 October 2009 2:00

Nah - think what he's basically saying is, he pissed himself. Cos he never took his willy out of his pants to begin with! OP = Stupid Sod.

_20jre 0

Monday 12 October 2009 5:30

No, he is saying is peed without zipping down the zipper inside his pants.

freudianego 0

Monday 12 October 2009 10:23

In this FML: girls who've never seen a penis.

devils_prisoner 0

Monday 12 October 2009 11:57

dude ,control ur member ,lol out loud , dumbass

Aspie 0

Monday 12 October 2009 14:20

YDI for drinking and YDI even more for getting drunk.

jessimafur 0

Monday 12 October 2009 17:27

So I am guessing you are a guy, hince the urinal. Wouldn't you realize somthings wrong when you have nothing in your hands? So if you are so small to not feel anything in your hands when you go to the bathroom, then that truly is an FML for you :)