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By Anonymous - 11/12/2010 07:04 - United States

Today, I was at a house delivering pizza. As I walked away, I heard the mom mutter to her child, "That's why you go to college." FML

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By pizzagurl - 09/05/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, while working at a pizza shop near a college campus, I got an order to deliver to the dorms. Extremely busy at work and annoyed that someone wouldn't take 3 minutes to walk over, I spat on the pizza. When I arrived to the dorm, a woman in a wheelchair opened the door. FML

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By munchkin77 - 15/12/2021 20:01

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By deliveryboy - 05/03/2011 15:46 - China

Today, I was told that I was an idiot by a little girl because I didn't deliver a pizza to her house fast enough. FML

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By Busy mom - 06/09/2024 06:00 - United States - Newark

Today, I got a call from my kid’s school, saying my daughter had a minor accident on the playground. When they asked her who to call, she'd said, "My mom’s probably in a meeting. Call the pizza place, they always pick up." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2018 17:30

Today, I came home from a long business trip. I walked in the front door to see my house was a complete mess. The first thing my son said was, "Did you bring pizza?" FML

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By parentalissues - 15/02/2013 15:50 - United States

Today, whilst on a phone interview with a college I really want to go to, my mother picks up the other line and shouts into the phone "She's not going to college, she's lazy and she'll only disappoint you." The interviewer hung up before I could say anything. FML

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By lol112 - 02/06/2012 12:47 - United States - Monroe Township

Today, when I was ordering pizza, I got a text from my mom saying "I love you". When the man thanked me I accidentally said, "I love you too." FML

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By gooddaydude - 04/04/2015 19:32 - United States - Omaha

Today, my mom called 5 times and I didn't pick up due to being in class at college. I was later called to the front desk, where my mom was crying. She said she was worried about me because I didn't say "I love you" to her after she dropped me off at college. FML

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By blahpizzablah - 22/06/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I was delivering pizzas for my summer job. I got a big order to deliver for a fellow graduate's party. While I was being paid for the order my friend shows up and says "Don't pay him, his parents are rich, he can handle it." Then they shut the door and took off. The bill was $75. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2020 17:02

Today, after being accepted into the college of my dreams, I found out that my mom has spent all my college savings on alcohol over the years, and she says that it's my fault for not "helping her get help." FML

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RachelBerry_fml 5

Saturday 11 December 2010 16:10

haha how old are you OP? If you're in high school pizza delivery isn't a bad job

TheCountess 4

Saturday 11 December 2010 16:14

That was very presumptuous of her. I know a few people who actually paid for college by delivering pizzas...what's to say that OP isn't doing that as well? Even if she's not, it was still impolite of the woman to say that while OP was in earshot.

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locster3000 3

Saturday 11 December 2010 18:23

I woulda punch her in the face.

Zigma_fml 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 18:24

Okay. Get all the pizza delivery people to quit their jobs and go to college. Bet she'll eat her words then... probably because she'd be too lazy to get her own pizza.

tjsomethin 9

Saturday 11 December 2010 18:28

You should've said you were on Undercover Boss

Sammara 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 18:31

Dude, F HER L. Karma will come and bite her in the ass. Maybe her kid won't go to college...or her kid WILL, and then, like many of us, will get stuck delivering pizzas or doing something similar anyway!

Michigan_Girl 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 18:39

Apparently that mother has no brains, because now-a-day's even if you go to college and have a degree it's still hard to find a job.

dangerous_D 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 18:57

The mom should have specified, "that's why you don't major in English or art in college."

ROFLBERRYPIE 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 19:03

Delivering pizza was a great job in college.

ilikecatsanddogs 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 19:15

haha #58 The obvious answer is no, I do not have a college degree(: mostly because I am still in highschool(;

devonsullivan 5

Saturday 11 December 2010 19:22

well this depends.... how old are you??????

stophate 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 19:29

Forget that! That's messed up.

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