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By Anonymous - 11/12/2010 07:04 - United States

Today, I was at a house delivering pizza. As I walked away, I heard the mom mutter to her child, "That's why you go to college." FML
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RachelBerry_fml 5

haha how old are you OP? If you're in high school pizza delivery isn't a bad job

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TheCountess 4

That was very presumptuous of her. I know a few people who actually paid for college by delivering pizzas...what's to say that OP isn't doing that as well? Even if she's not, it was still impolite of the woman to say that while OP was in earshot.

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tykiej 0

She is right. While we need someone to deliver the pizzas, it is always more noble to better yourself with an education.

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quraishakrueger 4

well tell the mother that without people like you, they wouldnt have anyone to deliver pizzas for them. :)

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lil_chris_305 0

i would have told her i work for pizza delivery when im not for an example polic days u dont work then work for pizza

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DoWorkBro 4

How does the mother think like that!! Maybe this pizza guy needed a job to save up for collage.

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DocBastard 38

Those collages are very expensive, as are scrapbooks and most other art projects. Sounds like you need some collage.

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Obviously he meant collagen, as collage makes no sense here! Doc, its obvious the op is suffering from a severe collagen deficiency! I hope there's a such thing as that or I'll feel even stupider.. Oh well And you don't need college to learn to spell college... You probably won't get into college if you send in a collage application, unless it's an art school. Pretty sure you learn 'bout college in elementary school...

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generalasskicker 12

that started off with quality Trolling but then it degraded in to something logical

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Zebidee 8

Who is to say that this isn't how OP is paying his way through college? Even if this is someone's regular job, she's a pretentious bitch for saying so.

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Ismellwin 0

My thoughts exactly.

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Jmmcclure 0

I would have punched her in the face

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elghs2001 0

and you have anger problem. in the words of Billy Madison... THAT'S ASSAULT BROTHA

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mintcar 9

Wow, the mom is a bitch for making such a comment. Did the thought cross her mind that you may possibly be doing this as a way to pay for school fees and such? As a Biology major, my schedule is too demanding to have the option to work. But I understand why many people choose to do so. Even If this is a full time job and you're not in college, the mom had no right to be so judgmental.

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CaptSkippy 9

Zith bill gates didn't drop out of highschool he dropped out of harvard I know because I wrote a paper on him

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DocBastard 38

Did you use any punctuation in said essay?

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Angele72 0

Why would she say that and why does the first person alwaysss say first they know there gonna get mod.

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