By ILTali - 03/03/2009 23:00 - United States

Today, I was at a party and we were all playing Seven Minutes in Heaven. It was my crush's turn to spin the bottle so my heart started pounding. The bottle pointed towards me! Then my crush said, "With her it'd be 'Seven Minutes in Hell'. Just skip me." FML
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LMFAOsabrina 0

Aww, what an ass hole! :[ You're better than him =D

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musu_fml 0

Look at the good side: now you know he's a prick, you can stop wasting your time having a crush on him, and turn your attention on someone who's actually NICE.

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thinkpink 0

king of kings: NO, the bottle is the better idea. Leave the sledgehammer out of the situation. Also, try using the correct version of "you're."

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manders_ 0

at least you know hes an asshole now rather than later.

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King_of_Kings 3

#22 no way is a bottle better than a sledgehammer. you're wrong.

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thinkpink 0

#24 Tough shit. It's what I would do if I were her, not what YOU would do if you were her.

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King_of_Kings 3

#25 how did this become a debate? eh, oh well. i am The King Of Kings!!

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Fleur_fml 0

I'm trying to think of reasons why in the world she would deserve that.

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Astroglide1000 0

aww... thats really sad. I'd have 7minutes in heaven with you just because he was a complete asshole.

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rosiegrewup 0

I thought you meant the song "7 Minutes in Heaven" for a minute, there.

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alex_vik 0

Burn! Now you know he's not interested since you never took the time to tell him you were interested in him.

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