By ILTali - 03/03/2009 23:00 - United States

Today, I was at a party and we were all playing Seven Minutes in Heaven. It was my crush's turn to spin the bottle so my heart started pounding. The bottle pointed towards me! Then my crush said, "With her it'd be 'Seven Minutes in Hell'. Just skip me." FML
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LMFAOsabrina 0

Aww, what an ass hole! :[ You're better than him =D

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musu_fml 0

Look at the good side: now you know he's a prick, you can stop wasting your time having a crush on him, and turn your attention on someone who's actually NICE.

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HalfBlack 0

Dont worry honey some girls get prettier after 6th grade; however, others don't. BTW if you are large the tread mill works wonders!

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Spitfire_fml 0

Oh, that's ****** up, man. Don't get too upset over a jackass like that. Forget his ass, love.

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Bmgod132 0

Well maybe you should play it with him he should get used to hell cause it seems like thatsh where he's headed

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zachattack 0

Lose some weight.

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luke1998 0

wow thats disrespect dood dont talk about a girls wieght that really mean

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OutsideOfThis 0

Haha, What an asshole! That must've been embarassing being rejected so harshly in front of everyone else .

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AlmostHuman123 0

Oh my Godd! What an ass! Thats must've been harsh. Sorry):

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TheOrpheus 0

what a dick. he could have gotten out of it better than that if he really didn't want to. FYL

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cecilia_weasley 0

Well, now you know you can do better. Never speak to him again, and if he speaks to you, talk to him like he were a very distant acquaintance.

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hydeiswhatsup 0

hmm has happened to me too =(

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PiousHeretic 0

Man, that guy is a douche. I swear, what happened to gentlemen actually adhering to a code of chivalry among women?

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