Miscellaneous: Today, I was at a party where I ate a bowl of disgusting snacks...

By swedishdude - 14/11/2009 13:37 - Sweden

Today, I was at a party where I ate a bowl of disgusting snacks because I didn't want to drink on an empty stomach. I spent the next twelve hours trying to prevent the world from collapsing into millions of demonic shards, cause apparently that's what a large dose of magic mushrooms does. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 017

You deserved it 36 916

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 14/05/2015 02:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I got sick of my flatmate stealing my food so I decided to sabotage a leftover pizza with laxatives. I came back home later in the evening after a night of heavy drinking. Guess what I had to eat in my drunken stupor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 259

You deserved it 36 941

By facepalmshroomer - 07/02/2009 23:24 - United States

Today, I tried hallucinogenic mushrooms for the first time with my friend. Little did I know, they last for around 6 hours, and I had class at 3, when I had to give a presentation in front of 30 people. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 641

You deserved it 85 343

By down trodden - 05/09/2013 07:45 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I came home to find my housemate cowering in the lounge corner, sobbing, hugging a bag of chips while the automatic vacuum cleaner gently bumped into him. Apparently he "mistakenly" put magic mushrooms in his sandwich instead of peanut butter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 444

You deserved it 3 310

Spooky office vibes

By helosthisshit - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Linlithgow

Today, I went to a Halloween party with people from work. As the night passed, my boss got hammered and started throwing food at people. It was fun and games until I accidentally spilled his tenth beer. His response? To slam a hollowed out pumpkin full of chocolate mousse over my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 279

You deserved it 4 453

Partaaaaay!

By Anonymous - 18/07/2013 18:16 - Canada - Kelowna

Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 128

You deserved it 46 983

By KKimrae_ness - 28/05/2009 07:14 - United States

Today, I found some oversized-strawberry-spree candies in my pantry. They were delicious and I munched on them through out the day. I ended up in and out, but mostly in, the bathroom in the dead hours of the night experiencing the wonders and effectiveness of Fruit Flavored Fiber pills. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 467

You deserved it 47 287

Costume parties are the worst

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a party dressed as a Pinata. Drunk people tried to hit me all night. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 563

You deserved it 57 482

Sobering

By Anonymous - 23/02/2022 02:59

Today, I drank half a bottle of tequila and had an edible within 30 minutes. I couldn't remember a thing until this morning when my roommates told me I pissed myself on the couch, projectile vomited in the living room, and went on to fondle my roommates, who also had to help me shower. I have a designated seat on the couch now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 193

You deserved it 1 939

By gingerbread - 18/12/2017 18:00 - Armenia - Yerevan

Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 990

You deserved it 3 710

The squits

By Cliff - 11/10/2024 00:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I got food poisoning from a restaurant that I had chosen for our company party. Everyone who went blamed me for their predicament. I also had to run to the toilet every ten minutes while they were all mad at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 398

You deserved it 92

katgurl 13

Saturday 14 November 2009 20:06

LOL imagine actually watching this guy after that.. and drunk ? haha

capthavoc123 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 20:15

I don't pretend to be an expert on the culinary arts, but why would you eat a bowl of ANY kind of mushrooms by themself? There wasn't anything else to eat at a friggin' party?

Comments

sosadtoobadd 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 1:15

Geesh, I once smoked one little teensy bowl of my very best friends old dried up hash, and it wasn't even her last bit of it and she didn't talk to me for days. I can't imagine eating a whole bowl of someone's shrooms and not having them harsh on you pretty bad.

PurpDOODE 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 1:35

LOL, this made my DAY! WIN

wtf_fml 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 1:46

"...trying to prevent the world from collapsing into millions of demonic shards..." Awesome. Epic writing. Love it.

Mydeadrose 1

Sunday 15 November 2009 1:48

dyslexic?

Erindub 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 2:01

People at high school parties might not just leave a bowl of shrooms laying out at but when you go to higher scale parties amongst celebrities that stuff is commen. Just saying. These things exist. I know

tipsypiink 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 2:34

recognize a joke and don't be so bitter there, chuckles.

FerrariCake 2

Sunday 15 November 2009 3:30

Why not just eat Doritos? Don't they have those in Sweden?

Nailbunny 4

Sunday 15 November 2009 3:54

#81, your friend must be an über bitch

Copilot 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 4:55

What I am wondering is who buys a significant amount of shrooms and then leaves them out for people to have. I know some people are generous with their drugs but to let you just eat a whole bowl of them?