By swedishdude - 14/11/2009 13:37 - Sweden

Today, I was at a party where I ate a bowl of disgusting snacks because I didn't want to drink on an empty stomach. I spent the next twelve hours trying to prevent the world from collapsing into millions of demonic shards, cause apparently that's what a large dose of magic mushrooms does. FML
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katgurl 13

LOL imagine actually watching this guy after that.. and drunk ? haha

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capthavoc123 0

I don't pretend to be an expert on the culinary arts, but why would you eat a bowl of ANY kind of mushrooms by themself? There wasn't anything else to eat at a friggin' party?

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paladininwaiting 1

#33 i hope so.....or at least that the battle still rages.....i really dont want millions of demonic shards falling upon me....

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o0ch 0

so sick of fake FML's made up by little kids who think that they can come up with something funny.... so obviously fake and never happened I would bet $$

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mandyreid_ 0

i'll take that bet. i have eaten shrooms once by accident and i had a baaaaaad trip.

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iKaite 0

Meaning Marioland looks like a massive trip. Raetard.

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RufusCade 7

Has anyone thought of that he might not have any idea what shrooms look like? There are several different edible mushrooms and they look very different whether they are dried, fried or parboiled. I, for one, could easily do the mistake he did. Jädra skit, bro! :-D

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LaughAtEric919 0

I'm calling bullshit. If you had an entire bowl of mushrooms and then drank, you would either barf your guts up, or go into toxic shock. Besides, who leaves an entire bowl of shrooms out as party snacks. I'm calling BS.

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ech0s85 0

They make shrooms into chocolates and stuff guys. You can also easily take a huge dose, sure youll throw up eventually, but youd have plenty of time to polish off way too many first.

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athame1983 0

this is fake. there is no way that someone would make that mistake--or that ppl would have shrooms in a bowl as a party snack w/out telling anyone

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caamm 0

yea id have to say i agree. they arent cheap.

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DameGreyWulf 0

I'm glad I don't like mushrooms, because now I won't do something as stupid as eating a bowl of mushrooms, that are really magic mushrooms, and calling them "snacks"

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ninjobliveus13 0

Oh wow and to the person that said "the effect doesn't last twelve hours no matter the amount you take" tell that to my 26 hours of sleepless dreams I had at 16. You sir (or ma'am) are mistaken, like I said, many different kinds of "magic mushrooms", all of them having different effects. As far as time and intensity go.

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pokypunk 0

shrooms all come from horse or cow shit.... it doesn't really matter whether you got it from an appaloosas turd or a paints... i think it's going to give you the same effect.. but a trip does last all night off of just a few good stems.

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DameGreyWulf 0

... Are you talking about fertilizer? Because I'm pretty sure mushrooms grow in the ground. In which case it doesn't really matter what fertilized them, there are different species of "magic mushrooms" (incompasing all mushrooms that create a high or are hallucinogenic), of mushrooms in general. They're not all the same mushroom.

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GrapefruitZoe 0

Liberty caps often do grow in cow patties.

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dmc0143 0

Psilocybin (and psilocin even more so, for that matter) can withstand temperatures up to around 155-160 degrees fahrenheit, so you can boil them in water for about 10 minutes, or use them in other recipes that don't require very high levels of heat (the most common I've seen is adding them to melted chocolate), although normally a larger amount is needed than if you were to just eat them, but baking brownies is done at about 325-350 degrees for at least half an hour, so the chemicals would be effectively destroyed.

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dmc0143 0

oops, replied to the wrong comment. But while I'm here, if you go picking "dirty shrooms" from a field, they do grow from cow patties. However, I've grown shrooms/only eat ones shrooms someone I know has grown, and those do not require any animal feces, thank goodness.

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