Miscellaneous: Today, I was at a party where I ate a bowl of disgusting snacks...

By swedishdude - 14/11/2009 13:37 - Sweden

Today, I was at a party where I ate a bowl of disgusting snacks because I didn't want to drink on an empty stomach. I spent the next twelve hours trying to prevent the world from collapsing into millions of demonic shards, cause apparently that's what a large dose of magic mushrooms does. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2015 02:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I got sick of my flatmate stealing my food so I decided to sabotage a leftover pizza with laxatives. I came back home later in the evening after a night of heavy drinking. Guess what I had to eat in my drunken stupor. FML

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By facepalmshroomer - 07/02/2009 23:24 - United States

Today, I tried hallucinogenic mushrooms for the first time with my friend. Little did I know, they last for around 6 hours, and I had class at 3, when I had to give a presentation in front of 30 people. FML

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By down trodden - 05/09/2013 07:45 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I came home to find my housemate cowering in the lounge corner, sobbing, hugging a bag of chips while the automatic vacuum cleaner gently bumped into him. Apparently he "mistakenly" put magic mushrooms in his sandwich instead of peanut butter. FML

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Spooky office vibes

By helosthisshit - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Linlithgow

Today, I went to a Halloween party with people from work. As the night passed, my boss got hammered and started throwing food at people. It was fun and games until I accidentally spilled his tenth beer. His response? To slam a hollowed out pumpkin full of chocolate mousse over my head. FML

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Partaaaaay!

By Anonymous - 18/07/2013 18:16 - Canada - Kelowna

Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML

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By KKimrae_ness - 28/05/2009 07:14 - United States

Today, I found some oversized-strawberry-spree candies in my pantry. They were delicious and I munched on them through out the day. I ended up in and out, but mostly in, the bathroom in the dead hours of the night experiencing the wonders and effectiveness of Fruit Flavored Fiber pills. FML

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Costume parties are the worst

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a party dressed as a Pinata. Drunk people tried to hit me all night. FML

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Sobering

By Anonymous - 23/02/2022 02:59

Today, I drank half a bottle of tequila and had an edible within 30 minutes. I couldn't remember a thing until this morning when my roommates told me I pissed myself on the couch, projectile vomited in the living room, and went on to fondle my roommates, who also had to help me shower. I have a designated seat on the couch now. FML

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By gingerbread - 18/12/2017 18:00 - Armenia - Yerevan

Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML

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The squits

By Cliff - 11/10/2024 00:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I got food poisoning from a restaurant that I had chosen for our company party. Everyone who went blamed me for their predicament. I also had to run to the toilet every ten minutes while they were all mad at me. FML

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katgurl 13

Saturday 14 November 2009 20:06

LOL imagine actually watching this guy after that.. and drunk ? haha

capthavoc123 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 20:15

I don't pretend to be an expert on the culinary arts, but why would you eat a bowl of ANY kind of mushrooms by themself? There wasn't anything else to eat at a friggin' party?

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Pointy130 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 5:58

Magic mushrooms, sauteed in clarified butter with shallots. mmm.

funnyyy 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 6:03

hahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahaa

xenomorph 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 7:24

*** upon reading *** hahahahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA . . . *** 3 minutes after reading *** . . . AHAHA *drops to floor* [b]HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA . . .[/b] *** 5 minutes after reading *** It must have been a life-changing experience. Use it well.

SneakyDeath 15

Sunday 15 November 2009 13:12

Did you ever save the world from collapsing?

xnj319 2

Sunday 15 November 2009 14:58

To the people saying "nobody would leave that amount of shrooms out in a bowl" - if they are rich enough, why not? Sure your average middle class person probably wouldn't, but I know some people in the film industry who have been to parties where they have large amounts of cocaine just sitting out for anyone to take. Some people have the money to do that sort of shit.

enough4 0

Monday 16 November 2009 16:14

And yet, if someone were to confuse the cocaine for a bowl of sugar left for people to snack on, just absent mindedly jamming fistful after fistful of cocaine in to their mouths, I'm pretty sure someone would say something relatively soon.

Sappheyes 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 1:10

GOD I LOVE FISTFULS OF SUGAR!!

HunterFalls13 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 18:14

Haha there called 'shrooms' Idk if I spelled right tho

tst2012 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 18:34

dude why would this be an FML this sounds like an excellent night to me haha

RefinedMotion 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 18:45

I think it's cute how you called them "magic mushrooms" haha. thats great! so pleaseee, i need to know. did you save the world? i need to know! and #111 of course its an fml if this person as never done shrooms, and never wanted to, and wasnt intending on doing them, and don't even know what they are. have you ever tripped in a bad atmosphere? with people you dont know well and a place you've never been? its not fun. especially if dude was unintentionally tripping.