By wowimdumb - 30/01/2011 00:35 - United States

Today, I was at a power lifting meet when a girl I really liked walked in. Trying to impress her, I increased my bench to 350, when I have only done 300 before. She then watched me drop it on my chest, breaking my breast bone, and also crying in the process. FML
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yourallidiots13 0

thats sucks but you deserve it, but isn't 300 impressive enough

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Burukasai 17

Well? Did you impress her?

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bluepheonix 0

Well... cowgirl is out of the question.

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jrsgreenfire257 0

Breast bone? ahahahahahahah Why didnt you say you colar bone haha

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heroesgleealias 0

hahaha I was just going to say that.

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awesome_shai20 0

#57 your collar bone and sternum are two different bones.

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sinnikle 5

Now, unfortunately, his sternum is two different bones.

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Lee002 8

I think benching 300 would be impressive enough... Also, use a spotter.

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Angi95 3

yeah spotters are there for a reason

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manofpeace 0

dude I think 300 would've been plenty to impress her

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Jest_fml 0

From my experience, when I try to impress a girl and horribly fail, they laugh and I eventually date them. I dunno, but I guess some girls think it is cute that you're trying to impress them and think it is rather arrogant if your attempt is successful.

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Angi95 3

if she isn't impressed with 300 find a new girl to try and impress. also u shouldn't have to try to impress girls. half the time they will think ur a show off.

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GreeneyedWonder 0

Three things you could have done instead - 1. Kept the weight the same. 2. Increase in small increments. 3. Get a spotter to okay this/watch as you attempted more weight. And as for the girl, talk to her OP. Most girls are impressed with a good personality.

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Gunz24 0

FAIL! girls don't care if there's an extra 25 plate. 300 would have done the impression just fine. YDI

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disney_blonde 16

300, 350, it's all the same to us women...just by looking at the barbell she probably had no idea of the weights and she's not going to walk up to read them.

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