By wowimdumb - 30/01/2011 00:35 - United States

Today, I was at a power lifting meet when a girl I really liked walked in. Trying to impress her, I increased my bench to 350, when I have only done 300 before. She then watched me drop it on my chest, breaking my breast bone, and also crying in the process. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 459
You deserved it 70 174

Same thing different taste

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thats sucks but you deserve it, but isn't 300 impressive enough

Burukasai 17

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catkat1988 17

OP, nobody deserves broken bones, but you should've realized that a girl doesn't care how much weight a guy can lift. Being a girl who is (or at least used to be) fairly fit and occasionally seen in a gym myself, I can tell you this much from personal experience: I care about just about anything EXCEPT the number that goes on the weight. The guy could be lifting 50 kg or 600kg for all I care if he's smart, funny, interesting, caring, cute, we have good chemistry - a million things before good at building muscles and lifting heavy weights.

deeters 0

wouldve been a great youtuve vid

Sounds like op might be trying to impress us by embellishing the weight he lifted.

and I bet your ego was bruised more than your sternum. I would've laughed too if I was her, coz it's really funny someone proving they have a tiny dick.

perdix 29

You're an idiot for thinking anyone would care whether you lifted 300 vs 350 lbs. If she likes "strong," you'd get that checkbox filled even at the meager 300 lbs. Now, if she likes "smart," she's left that box empty and has wadded up and tossed out your application for dating. She decided you are too stupid to be a potential dad for her children.

I'm my schools powerlifting manager and it's pretty impressive when a guy just lifts correctly:) you screwed yourself homie

You should only increase your max by 5 at a time; 10 if you're going for a record. But still, you shouldn't do that often.

You're an idiot. Do you not realize how much damage that could've done? You don't even increase your max that much on the spot. You work up to it. YDI and F Your Parents Lives for raising a child like you.

Angi95 3