Kids: Today, I was at an amusement park with my kids, when a girl in...

By pda - 25/08/2013 02:46 - United States - Short Hills

Today, I was at an amusement park with my kids, when a girl in line next to us slipped a hand down her boyfriend's pants and started groping him. I politely asked her to stop, to which she snorted, "Why? Your kids've gotta learn the birds and bees somehow." FML

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By singlemam - 15/03/2016 01:51 - United States - Akron

Today, while at the park, my 3 year-old ran up to a lady, grabbed her chest and loudly asked, "Are these your breasts? Are they private on you too?" FML

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By gloomy - 15/08/2017 20:00

Today, my daughter and I went to the mall. While we were looking for clothes, she walked away from me and touched a man on the arm and smiled and said "Hi!" The man freaked out and screamed at me for letting that "thing" in public and to "wear a condom next time." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 20:51 - United States

Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2014 21:57 - United States - Dewitt

Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML

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By Mikabe - 14/02/2011 18:51 - Sweden

Today, I was working as an intern at a day care. One of the kids touched my chest a couple of times, and I jokingly told him that he shouldn't touch old and ugly women like me. So he started groping the little girls instead. When the other teachers asked him why, he said I had told him to. FML

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By notafan - 07/08/2019 00:01 - United States

Today, I was at a baseball game. This kid in front of me had binoculars and was constantly shouting. Trying to amuse the girl next to me, I leaned over and said, "That kid probably has wet dreams about baseball." She got up and said to the kid, "Come on honey, we're leaving." FML

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By Oily - 16/12/2011 09:08 - New Zealand

Today, my 7-year-old daughter came up to me in a noisy mall and said "boo-boo" pointing to her hand. Not paying enough attention, I kissed her hand to make her feel better. She grimaced and said "No dad, bird poo." FML

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By notacreep - 16/05/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my girlfriend's family. Her 7 year old brother told me he was feeling sad, so I tried to give him a pat on the back, but it turns out he had a bruise there. He yelled out "don't touch me there!" In the middle of the mall. Now her parents think I'm a pedophile. FML

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By shway - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was at the grocery with my 4 year-old daughter. She needed me to tie one of her shoes so I bent down. When I was done, I tickled her under the armpit, and she screamed, "Don't touch me there!" Everyone in the store turned to stare. FML

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By kaitlyna15 - 01/08/2012 01:54 - United States - Bellevue

Today, while life-guarding, I had to explain to teenage boys that shoving objects up each others' butts and complaining that someone was giving them anal was inappropriate at a family facility in front of kids under the age of 10. FML

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RodzillaX 30

Sunday 25 August 2013 10:17

Those lines do get very long and boring.

cuppycakeslove 20

Sunday 25 August 2013 10:23

Ugh, call security, that's public indecency and so disrespectful if its a family park.

Comments

Jjimen1654 9

Monday 26 August 2013 1:20

I know just let the kids learn from **** like everyone else. Geeez

simsgirlgem 25

Monday 26 August 2013 1:57

I hope you reported her that's something you just don't do in public

Nurd4lyfe 7

Monday 26 August 2013 2:03

This kind of stuff wouldn't happen at Disneyland

Blahblah9921 4

Monday 26 August 2013 2:18

ok i admit thats gross to do in public but i mean ur kids are gonna find out about nasty things sometime maybe u should explain to them at an early age alot of people do now adays

vorspiel 17

Monday 26 August 2013 2:41

Why would you even do that shit when there's kids around?? Kind of creepy.

elizabeth713 8

Monday 26 August 2013 6:24

I'm pretty sure that's illegal.. Indecent exposure or something. Should have called the cops on her.

Inked0803 12

Monday 26 August 2013 6:37

Punch her in the face she has to learn how pain feels somehow

Probaton 11

Monday 26 August 2013 9:47

I read that as '...slipped a hand down MY boyfriend's pants...' and was wondering why in god's name you were complaining about public decency when some random chick was groping your boyfriend without him stopping her.

Duckybird101 5

Sunday 18 October 2015 13:42

it looks like we are the only ones wondering why the boyfriend wasn't saying something.

kayleighcupcake 14

Monday 26 August 2013 10:17

im all for showing your significant other a bit of affection in public but thats too far. some people are just vile :/

MuppetMerkin 10

Monday 26 August 2013 11:35

Shaming kids these days seems to get more and more difficult. I think that were I in OPs shoes I would have loudly said, "Really? In front of children? Are you a registered sex offender? If not, you're about to be."