By pda - 25/08/2013 02:46 - United States - Short Hills

Today, I was at an amusement park with my kids, when a girl in line next to us slipped a hand down her boyfriend's pants and started groping him. I politely asked her to stop, to which she snorted, "Why? Your kids've gotta learn the birds and bees somehow." FML
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RodzillaX 30

Those lines do get very long and boring.

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cuppycakeslove 20

Ugh, call security, that's public indecency and so disrespectful if its a family park.

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Huddisher 10

If someone is that disgusting to grope someone in public; especially an amusement park, then that's just gross. If someone did that in front of my kids, I'd report them to the park.

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skyeyez9 24

What a *****! There is a time and place (private) for that. Playing with your boyfriends balls in front of little kids is creepy. It is the equivalent of the pervert in the white van who jacks off in front of kids on school property.

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gallaeo 21

That was my first thought too. In my mind that pretty much is on the same level of indecency, & I would lay money on there being laws against that for sure. I think OP could have pressed charges if they pursued it.

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Ray_of_midnight 22

I grew up in NJ, people like those two make me glad I escaped. :-P

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Spark_Slicker 19

That is utterly repulsive. How sleazy and indecent can people be?

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Omniprism 14

Oh wow. Some people have no courtesy or respect. I would have reported them and had them removed.

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mmaaccii17 7

If they brought everyone's attention to them, more kids would've noticed...not a good thing.

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molliciousj 19

That's the world now days! 14 and pregnant, kids dressing like strippers, sending nude pictures all around...Totally not surprised!

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lostribe 3

She's gross, yes, but it's not all about your kids to anyone who doesn't have them and would prefer not to share space around them.

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Xalandra 17

Um, if they don't want to be around kids then they shouldn't have gone to an amusement park. There's NOTHING wrong with expecting people to act decently around young children. Kids have a right to remain innocent and ignorant about sexual acts until they get to highschool. Some slutty teenager has no right to force the "birds and the bees" on young children. They don't need to know that until they hit puberty.

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

I would have slapped her & called the police/security or whoever can kick the girl out!

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