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By first time at McDonald's in months... - 27/03/2013 05:04 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML

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By fatty - 29/04/2015 01:36 - United States - West Chester

Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML

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By hadrienne's pall - 13/05/2016 19:25 - Canada - Markham

Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML

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I just work here

By stupidapperently - 01/02/2013 04:06 - United States

Today, while checking out a couple at work, I handed them their receipt and wished them a good day. The woman promptly pulled her husband to the side, and whispered to him about how much of a "fucking idiot" I was for making the prices so high. I work at McDonald's. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2020 17:09

Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2013 04:15 - United States

Today, I was working the drive-through at McDonald's. I greeted a customer with a, "Hi, how are you doing today?" His response: "Better than you." FML

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By no one - 02/06/2020 14:00

Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML

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By korbo7 - 17/05/2016 03:26 - United States - Grand Island

Today, I saw a man help an elderly lady with her tray at the local McDonald's. I wanted to do something nice for him, so I added a couple extra nuggets in his meal. He later came up to me and told me I was dumb and didn't know how to count, and that was why I was working at McDonald's. FML

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Tipped off

By Anonymous - 30/09/2014 23:42 - United States - Richmond

Today, I was taking a table's order. After I finished, the guy told me, "Just FYI, I'm not a tipper." Trying to lighten up the situation, I replied, "It's amazing how many people forget I handle their food." He complained to the manager that I'd threatened him. FML

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By Irobot - 15/03/2017 22:00

Today, working at a fast food restaurant, I was berated by a customer for a good two minutes. It's okay though because she ended with, "Sorry, I forget you all are real people." FML

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Thanks, I hate it!

By ugly - 14/11/2010 07:39 - United States

Today, I was in McDonald's with some friends. When I got up to the register to order, the guy there appeared startled by me, and said, "Whoa, you're really pretty." No one has ever said anything like that to me before. When I told my friends, they laughed and said, "Wow. He must have been drunk." FML

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DocBastard 38

Wednesday 27 March 2013 12:02

I think it was the 4 Big Macs, 3 large fries, 8 apple pies, and 2 ice creams that tipped them off. Oh, and the Diet Coke.

Ashamed_Sister 60

Wednesday 27 March 2013 13:11

No matter how big OP’s order really was and no matter whether OP is obese or not, the comments by the cashier and his manager were simply unprofessional.

Comments

iEmma 7

Thursday 28 March 2013 4:21

McSlaughter that hoe!

xgetxbentx 13

Thursday 28 March 2013 6:09

Get both their names and contact corporate. It doesn't matter what you ordered, where you ordered it from, or what size you really are. That is NO way to treat a customer, EVER. Especially as a manager.

scott82 5

Thursday 28 March 2013 6:10

Time to put down the milkshakes and burgers and hit the treadmill fat ass!!!

Pandamonia88 9

Thursday 28 March 2013 8:02

YDI GTFO MCD GO2 GYM

simplysarcastics 26

Thursday 28 March 2013 8:53

Why didn't you holler back - Broke ass and just strut out of there like a boss. Sometimes you got to put people in their place.

Thursday 28 March 2013 9:14

thats what you get. you deserve it

babyblueyes 27

Thursday 28 March 2013 10:51

Can't be mad if he has a point! Shouldn't eat fast food!

bman0219 4

Thursday 28 March 2013 11:53

Next time don't order 1 of everything of the dollar menu lol

Good_old_Grim 8

Thursday 28 March 2013 11:55

What's with all the dumbasses calling for a lawsuit? I wonder if these people try to sue everyone who calls them out on being dumbasses. I guess I should prepare for a bunch of lawsuits now. Oh, and OP is the bigger dick here. Calling the manager in this situation is just ridiculous - if You are uncomfortable with being fat, then hit the gym not McDonalds.