By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 02:13 - United States

Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML
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every1luvsboners 11

Don't cut the cake. There's a midget stripper in there with the biggest bawls in the world. Yes I know, don't ask how.

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1bluesky1 6

I think it would be wise not to trust your mom with knives.

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Minorchord 4

You had the pointless snide remarks of hammerhead sharks. The pot will call the kettle black... it's a drunken punch-up at a wedding.

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vbmg152 18

Isn't this your sisters FML? not yours!

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Enslaved 36

It's still embarrassing for the OP since it's her drunk mother making the scene. I'm sure the bride would have written it but she's most likely busy on her honeymoon. (:

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RockstarRN 10

Is a punch-up like a beat-down??

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rattusrattus 18

Traditionally, a beat-down is more one-sided than a punch-up.

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The_Great_Zucchi 15

OP, this would be the perfect time to put in for a family-transfer, preferably one where people can hold their liquor or at a bare minimum have the decency to wait till the official bit of the wedding is over.

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SxeDaze 13

She started a punch up because someone in the crowd brought up "the cake is a lie."

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cdh531 0

soo who got to cut the cake??

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daydreamer244 13

if only you had wedding security.

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Sebastian_NG 17

No, no, no, no, no, no No, no, no, no, no, no No, no, no, no, no, no No, no, no, no, no, no No, no, no, no, no, no No, no, no, no, no, no No, no, no, no, no, no I don't know why you bother Nothing's ever good enough for you (By the way) I was there It wasn't like that You've come here just to start a fight You had to piss on our parade You had to shred our big day You had to ruin it for all concerned In a drunken punch-up at a wedding, yeah Hypocrite opportunist Don't infect me with your poison A bully in a china shop When I turn around, you stay frozen to the spot You had the pointless snide remarks Of hammerheaded sharks The pot will call the kettle black It's a drunken punchup at a wedding, yeah Oh, no, no To anyone who got that I luvs u

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