Health: Today, I was at the doctors office after throwing up for the...

By youreajoker - 10/11/2010 10:28 - Australia

Today, I was at the doctors office after throwing up for the past week. My diagnosis? Apparently I'm the first pregnant man. After several minutes of me freaking out and him explaining how it was possible, he told me he was joking and that I'm fine, but my reaction was the best thus far. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 15:03 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor's office for a minor cold, and left with a diagnosis of pregnancy. FML

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Today, I announced my pregnancy to my boss. I was expecting all sorts of reactions, except, "But... Erm... How did that happen?" FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2015 02:13 - United States - Herndon

Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm dad." FML

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By sadface - 03/02/2010 11:58 - France

Today, I found out that I'm not actually pregnant. I've apparently been having a hysterical pregnancy because I want a child so badly. I don't know which was worse, the look of relief on my husband's face or having to send a mass email to inform my family and friends. FML

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By dazedandconfused - 25/06/2009 22:29 - United Kingdom

Today, at work, someone heard me throw up. I then got called aside and told being hungover at work is unacceptable. I don't drink. I'm pregnant. FML

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By work -_- - 22/04/2013 13:22 - United Kingdom - Mitcham

Today, I was feeling really sick at work. I messaged my boss whether his girlfriend, who also works there, could cover me. He then came down, shouting at me that whatever illness I have, I've also passed on to his girlfriend. I'm pregnant. FML

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Wednesday 10 November 2010 16:03

that's just funny

Jimboom 11

Wednesday 10 November 2010 16:05

Hand in your testicles at the door please sir. You are way to dumb and gullible to be a man.

Comments

itisme_fml 9

Friday 19 November 2010 23:08

Seriously... how did this make you worried? Or was it just the fatigue from vomiting for a whole week starting to blur your sense of reasoning?

shaaayyee 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 23:13

hahaha! classsiicc. :D

kay729 7

Tuesday 8 February 2011 5:34

so with being the first "pregnant" man where you also born yesterday? or are you just that oblivious and gullible?

kyd 5

Saturday 12 February 2011 17:11

I so wanna hear how the doctor explained how it was possible.

aminel 0

Friday 8 April 2011 5:40

Tell him he's a doctor and not a stand up comedian! or just a plain comedian.. but thats a bit funny.. sorry lol

ArielTheMermaid 17

Friday 8 April 2011 22:07

hahahaha win

zwcs 4

Saturday 25 June 2011 20:24

lol lol lol lol lol lol

Nexopes 3

Thursday 21 July 2011 7:06

your so f$@&in stupid it's impossible for any male to be pregnant or else we'd be having periods and stuff. then that would mean your female >.< idiots

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Monday 3 October 2011 5:54

I'm sorry, but did you really believe him? It's not possible for men to get pregnant. Pre-school kids know that - they know only girls can have babies. Sheesh...I guess we have a Junior movie situation going on then.