it's okay..the first time i had my check up, she smirked when she saw my ******. i dunno what that meant, but afterwards she told me my ****** was in great shape, but that i could loose a few pounds. i felt so used.

#23- I agree with you on the YDI; you're a complete idiot who's IQ is the same as a house fly's if you think people deserve FMLs like these. However, I do sometimes like when people summarize the FML at the end if they can.

Seegtease... I would but I cant handle the 5000 ydi's I'd get! LOL

This would be a lot funnier and less annoying without the last sentence. I hate when people feel the need to summarize at the end. Also I dont see how that makes you into a sock puppet at all. that doesnt even make sense

Um. What!? That's totally disgusting. Your vag is a serious matter.

152: It's just unprofessional. I think that's a lol. Sucks.

thats kind of amusing. xD

HAHAHA, that's hilariousssss, I would feel so comfortable after that dude.

and yup #38 is correct. that is impossible. unless he stuck his hand in there..

If he was new, he was probably just as nervous as you were. He was probably trying to ease the tension, but... didn't go about it in quite the right way. Yeah, it's a little awkward, but you can't really fault the guy for being human.