Awkward and Kids: Today, I was at the park playing Frisbee with my friends, when...

By WasntMe - 17/07/2013 23:15 - United States

Today, I was at the park playing Frisbee with my friends, when I saw a boy sitting on a bench looking rather sad. "Hey!" I yelled, and he looked up at me. I lightly threw the Frisbee in his direction, and it hit him in the face. He was blind. FML

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By thatsjustgreat - 25/01/2009 00:27 - United States

Today, I was trying to be-friend a boy who was sitting alone. He had his gameboy nearly plastered to his eyes. I, cleverly, say to him, "Geeze don't put that thing so close, your eyes will fall out!" He took off his sunglasses, eyes going crooked, and said, "I'm legally blind." Insert foot here. FML

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ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By Evelyn - 19/03/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML

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Kids will be kids

By Anonymous - 27/08/2020 10:02 - Australia - Murarrie

Today, my son accidentally damaged another kid in the face with a baseball bat, while blindfolded trying to hit a piñata. Except there was no piñata, or blindfold. FML

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By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML

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By sillystring - 13/10/2009 10:09 - China

Today, as I was walking home, a friend passed me by on his moped, and sprayed a bunch of silly string at me. Unfortunately, he hit me in the eye, temporarily blinding me. As I stumbled around blind, I accidentally knocked a bunch of 3 year olds off their bikes, causing them to cry. FML

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By AvengdSevenfold - 24/08/2009 14:22 - United States

Today, I was playing Ultimate Frisbee and trying to make new friends since I'm new at my college. I was running after an overthrown frisbee for a touchdown. Everyone cheered me on to keep going. I ran full speed into a fence. FML

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By hopeless - 27/06/2011 14:09 - Canada

Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML

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By JRock - 22/02/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, at my softball game, there was one spot left for center field. The coach had to choose between me or the girl who forgot her glasses and was blind without them. He chose her. FML

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Smooth

By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 02:58 - United States

Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML

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By Name - 11/07/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML

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SlapAndTickle 20

Thursday 18 July 2013 9:50

Atleast you tried, lol.

thatdangmexican 18

Thursday 18 July 2013 9:50

Not your fault. There's no way you could've know.

Comments

jessaker 3

Saturday 20 July 2013 8:12

I lol'd.

aeonsoul 12

Saturday 20 July 2013 14:09

I laughed pretty hard.. but at least your intentions were good!

llamaleader 3

Saturday 20 July 2013 16:18

aw you didnt know. At least you tried :)

jeffreype 1

Sunday 21 July 2013 6:29

Did you catch his eye?

alchemist27 13

Tuesday 23 July 2013 11:01

Well shit

Funnyguyproblems 1

Thursday 25 July 2013 8:47

To be fair, that guy was just trying to brighten up a kid's day.

WellThen0lo 7

Wednesday 2 October 2013 5:39

It's the thought that counts

BAZINGA2000 8

Saturday 5 October 2013 19:37

It's okay, you were just trying to be a good person

bleu0784 6

Friday 10 January 2014 6:10

WTF is "OP"?

AngelGoneWrong95 9

Tuesday 14 October 2014 20:03

Sometimes it's hard to identify someone as blind. If he had a cane, it could have been folded. in that case op Wouldn't know.

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