By lafinesse - 14/05/2012 22:23

Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML
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ByronJess 17

Well if you didn't have a pack of Q-tips for your ears, then he was most definitely wrong.

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ajourdhui 0

omg haha that is embarrassing!

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kittenvks 11

I know right?! They should put this on that website... What's it called? FML? Oh... wait...it is.

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4everblackjack 10

That's hilarious! You should've added a few extra items to blend it all in :)

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gurly98 13

Why is everyones comment thumbsdown

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instnt1nfction 17

Because it is either 'Hahahahaha' or 'that is hilarious'.

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SpottedZebra42 14

*Are *Everyone's *Comments *Thumbed down That's why I thumbed yours down.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Same here, SpottedZebra, but Tenth Doctor is actually why I thumbed yours up.

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nofearjenshere 12

Thanks for adding to the list of downward thumbed comments!

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auzz1_pride 9

41) Didn't you know? Not everyone has smack on grammar, it's so sad when you go all grammar nazi on a foreigner judging from her picture, what a narcissistic prick.

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kittenvks 11

She lives in Nevada dude. Soooo you're saying because she's (or appears to be) Indian then she probably doesn't speak English? Would that be considered a tad bit racist? Or just plain stereotypical stupidity?

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MissMae93 23

This has nothing to do with the FML, but you're 15 and there's some form of smoke coming out of your mouth in your picture. Unless you're a dragon in disguise, not cool (even though I'm sure you think you're "so totally awesome and grown up"). Bad, bad, bad.

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staymintyfresh 13

And you appear to be on a stripper pole, which isn't that bad but your shouldn't criticize others so much.

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MissMae93 23

220 - Yes, I do pole fitness. It's the best workout you'll ever get, you should try it sometime! Unlike smoking, I'm doing good for my body. Please note you can't see any "girly bits" to the point where even my stomach is covered ;)

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wolfbane9610 5

Oh! It's smoke... I thought it was something much, much worse of the sticky sort

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samasara 20

217. Yes.... It did have something to do with the FML?

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FireFlie07 20

LMAO. Maybe try another store next time.

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chellyX92 8

Or take a joke and go along with it. It wasn't an insult it was a joke.

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angelofsaturn 23

I'd have laughed just cause I've had one of those weeks and assault is kinda illegal.

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SliceOfCake 9

I read this comment three times and I'm still confused by it.

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angelofsaturn 23

#42 I had the misfortune of being sick as a ******* dog and on my period and the cashier made a similar comment. I was about to snap when I realized that wasn't gonna make me feel better so I just laughed. I mean really it boils down to laughing or smacking someone and assault is illegal.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Agreed, #32. Sometimes life hits you from all angles and the only way to lighten the load is to laugh some of it off. As a friend of mine once said to another: "It's a joke, not a dick; don't take it so hard."

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KendratheUnicorn 0

Oh, I get it now.

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DeadxManxWalking 27

Except your mouth and ears

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SliceOfCake 9

And nostrils! edit: and... I just reread the FML and noticed that 'tissues' was listed. *looks away ashamedly*

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DeadxManxWalking 27

It's alright. We all have our moments.

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