Miscellaneous: Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items,...

By lafinesse - 14/05/2012 22:23

Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML

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Same thing different taste

Acting kinda sus

By sailinggsoul - 02/08/2019 00:01

Today, I bought a box of tampons and went to the store restroom to insert one. I then put the box inside my purse. On my way out, I got stopped by security, who yelled at me to empty my purse. He grabbed my bag, spilling the tampons everywhere. Apparently, he thought I was stealing. FML

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By Tressa95 - 25/02/2018 18:30 - United States - Belleville

Today, I walked into a public restroom and, to my utter surprise, saw a lady squeezing blood out of used tampons. We made eye contact, she continued, and I ran out in horror. FML

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By ghgfd - 06/03/2013 14:53 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML

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By secretdeo - 24/08/2009 04:48 - United States

Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML

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By tbree - 19/09/2014 22:38 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2009 18:12 - United States

Today, I was running the register at my work and this big lady pulls her wad of cash out of her bra and hands it to me. The bills she handed me were moist. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, I was cashiering at a grocery store when an elderly woman came through my line buying prune juice. She then whispered to me that last time she bought it, she "blew up her toilet". FML

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Auntie Flow

By iluvjenknee - 22/01/2010 06:26 - United States

Today, at work, I was ringing up some tampons for a woman, and I usually try to interact with the shoppers as much as possible. I was trying to think of something witty or funny to say but drew a blank, so I decided just to say, "Have a nice night." What I actually said was, "Have a nice flow." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2010 00:29 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls. I walked into their aisle and they looked at me and smiled. I stopped and pretended to look at something so I could listen to what they were saying. They started laughing and walked away. It turned out I was reading a box of tampons. FML

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By NotALady - 15/12/2016 22:20

Today, I was at a gas station when I got a bad stomach ache. I clenched my cheeks together and rushed to the nearest bathroom. Twenty minutes and a clogged toilet later, I exited the one-person bathroom to a line of very angry women. I had run into the wrong restroom. One of them threw a tampon at me. FML

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ByronJess 17

Tuesday 15 May 2012 1:43

Well if you didn't have a pack of Q-tips for your ears, then he was most definitely wrong.

ahhdorablepeach 0

Tuesday 15 May 2012 1:43

Awkward...

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jenny123321 0

Tuesday 15 May 2012 2:03

He ratched!

SpottedZebra42 14

Tuesday 15 May 2012 2:11

We have the Pentagon's top cryptologists working 24/7 trying to figure out what the **** you just said.

zombiejombie 0

Tuesday 15 May 2012 2:16

Go to YouTube and search "she ratched". Then you will understand how this comment is supposed to be funny.

SliceOfCake 9

Tuesday 15 May 2012 2:18

On dha real doe, he so ratched lyk shiid ! my life would be complete if I never saw a comment like that again.

FmlmissybossFml 0

Tuesday 15 May 2012 6:23

Aha lol you saw that video??! She ratchet!!

MissMae93 23

Tuesday 15 May 2012 14:54

Just watched a small portion of the video. You know, I never thought I'd find anyone dumber than the cast of Jersey Shore, but I've just been proved wrong.

KickItHigh 32

Tuesday 15 May 2012 2:05

I actually spit out my water. XD

IloveDrive_A 3

Tuesday 15 May 2012 3:16

nobody cares.

Mariebaz 11

Tuesday 15 May 2012 5:20

Obviously you cared enough to comment, dear.

The_Hitdude 12

Tuesday 15 May 2012 2:16

Well that was a dick move. He's probably one of those idiots that cracks a crude joke and thinks nothing of it.

GogoTheGreat 12

Tuesday 15 May 2012 2:22

That's epic!

The_Hitdude 12

Tuesday 15 May 2012 2:25

If you consider being a dick and putting someone's business out in public epic, then yes. Great logic there.

GogoTheGreat 12

Tuesday 15 May 2012 3:38

I just happen to have an actual sense of humor.

The_Hitdude 12

Tuesday 15 May 2012 4:08

If he was her husband and he cracked a joke about it at home, then fine. But it was in the middle of a supermarket, and OP clearly says "loudly". So, according to your logic, OP doesn't have a sense of humor either, right? Because obviously if she found it funny this wouldn't be an FML. Still loving your logic.

The_Hitdude 12

Tuesday 15 May 2012 4:08

GogoTheGreat 12

Tuesday 15 May 2012 22:15

It has nothing to do with logic it's all about how you choose to see it. You can choose to let it embarass you or you can laugh it off and feel much better about it. So yea, I do have a great sense of humor.

XRaYKaT 3

Tuesday 15 May 2012 2:29

You can't fault the man for stating the obvious.

PristinecrazyD 0

Tuesday 15 May 2012 2:29

Lol this is pretty funny. But theres no need to take offense. Im sure he meant it as a harmless joke

nanny1010 12

Tuesday 15 May 2012 2:35

I'm sorry, but I think this is funny! People these days are too serious and don't know how to take a joke. I'm sure he was just playing around, you should have just laughed and thrown a witty remark back at him. I'm pretty sure your life will go on.