Kids: Today, I was babysitting three kids, one of whom was particularly...

By 1D-107 - 31/07/2012 17:43 - United States - Logan

Today, I was babysitting three kids, one of whom was particularly difficult to control. While trying to get him to behave, the two girls came up behind me and pulled my pants down. In front of a huge window open to the street below. FML

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By darlingditz - 02/04/2009 23:05 - United States

Today, I was babysitting for a new family. While the father was telling me about bed times and how to reach him, their dog started humping my leg. As I tried to discreetly push the dog away, his paw got caught in the pocket of my huge sweatpants, pulling them down. I was wearing a thong. FML

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By streaker? - 27/11/2015 14:21 - Germany - Langenhagen

Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML

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By ellen77 - 13/09/2013 05:55 - United States - Santa Barbara

Today, I had to babysit two kids. It all went well until one of them duct taped a knife to a toy machine gun, lit the barbecue on fire, and ran around like a wild banshee screaming obscenities. The other one got scared and climbed onto the roof of the house. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 05:29 - United States - Lewis Center

Today, the kids I was babysitting somehow found a pair of my underwear. They asked if they could use them to go parachuting. FML

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By peestain - 25/10/2010 10:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I babysat my neighbour's spoilt bratty twins. When I told them it was their bed time, they pushed me over. One then started smashing me with a plastic sword, and as I lay helpless on the floor the other one peed on me. I got owned by two five year olds. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2010 13:33 - United States

Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom. When I told him to go ahead, he said he just did. He was on my lap. He wasn't wearing pants. FML

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By slashteddy - 09/09/2009 23:30 - United States

Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 06:36 - United States

Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML

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By Noname - 09/03/2009 23:36 - Canada

Today, I was babysitting my co-worker's son. He was eating Jell-o and spilled it on his top, so I pulled off his PJ's, and went in his room to grab a new pair. I heard a thunk and ran to find him out cold on the floor. His parents walked in on me trying to wake up their naked 3 year-old. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 12:00

Today, I was babysitting my friend's kids. One of the twin babies threw up all over my shirt and it went down my bra. Of course, I didn't have a change of clothes. FML

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PuffDaddy395 3

Wednesday 1 August 2012 0:20

Are the kids studying astronomy? Maybe study of the stars, sun, and your moon?

TrueTriage 16

Wednesday 1 August 2012 0:22

Sounds like you need to ask the parents for a raise... And maybe a leash

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naughtylez82 4

Wednesday 1 August 2012 0:59

Wow fyl op sounds like some bratty ass kids

BubbleGrunge 18

Wednesday 1 August 2012 1:02

I feel worse for you that you have to deal with Satans children than the fact that the public might have seen your ass!!!!! I'm a nanny and when the little girl I watch is being horrid, well it's the best birth control ever!!!!!!!

lonkite101 14

Wednesday 1 August 2012 1:40

31- dafuq?

MochiDango 4

Wednesday 1 August 2012 1:08

That really sucks OP, I don't tolerate shit from kids being little brats, and they know it, I've never had any kid I've ever babysat get the upper hand in any sort of a situation, this includes a group of four kids. Come up with ideas to keep them distracted, maybe if you came up with some games they'd behave themselves.

Midnightbacon 7

Wednesday 1 August 2012 1:08

Don't be too hard on yourself Op , the amount of time for you to pull your pants back up limits the amount of time that anyone on the street had to see anything. Those kids should know better, i don't know any parents that would let them get away with that.

MochiDango 4

Wednesday 1 August 2012 1:11

OP should let the kids' parents know, that's normally how problems get resolved.

janerose21 3

Wednesday 1 August 2012 1:15

This reminds me of the show super Nanny ..... but kids are little *****, if you cant control them be them!!

ganjaone 2

Wednesday 1 August 2012 1:19

I bet that was a bonerific sight

AznSamoan52 10

Wednesday 1 August 2012 1:27

Kids-1, Op-0

EmoBitchRock 0

Wednesday 1 August 2012 1:31

Well what i'm wondering, is if she pulled your underwear down, too. If so, you should have seriously punnished them. They need to know they can't do that to people.