By tool - 09/04/2009 06:03 - United States

Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML
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scott1494 0

haaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!! Talk about being a tool!!!!!

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Tucatz 0

Could be worse- at the grocery store you might be a $0.69 can of green beans. And at the drugstore you could be Preparation H. In fact, that should be your new goal- to go around and find out what you are at various stores.

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nerd123456789 0

haha at first i was like ...what? then i got it :P

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timekeeper 0

haha, tool jokes come to mind. I laughed out loud at this and got root beer up my nose. YDI :D

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effthis 0

******* tool. haha jk . thats awesome

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Icalasari 0

Actually, that is pretty cool

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love_revived 0

Look at it this way - at least your barcode tattoo rung up a cheap item. (I know it's not that cheap, but compared to something $20 or $100 it sure is...)

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Juno_fml 0

lol, Being a claw hammer ain't so bad 8D That seriously made me laugh pretty hard xD

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LuvPink 0

hahahahaahaha that's soooo funny.

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ThomasMcDonald 0

lololololoololololoolol that's hardley an FML, but it's ******* hilarious!!

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CaptainPat 0

I'm gonna get one from a box of Life cereal. so when i scan myself it says Life.

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