By tool - 09/04/2009 06:03 - United States

Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML
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You deserved it 143 195
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scott1494 0

haaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!! Talk about being a tool!!!!!

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Tucatz 0

Could be worse- at the grocery store you might be a $0.69 can of green beans. And at the drugstore you could be Preparation H. In fact, that should be your new goal- to go around and find out what you are at various stores.

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BiscuitHead 0

lol 3# and #195 xD why would you want that kind of tattoo anyways..?

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goldthiosulfate 0

hahahhahaha #3 and #7 i agree he should go around to different stores scanning it why would you get a barcode tattoo? and this isn't really an fml, more like just something funny

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Bitterblue 0

I don't think barcodes work that way; it's not the image that is scanned, but a component of the ink.

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RipIt 0

The people who call "fake" are probably more annoying than a fake post itself. Has anyone actually gotten a tattoo once? Well, I have, it's an amazingly detailed copy of one of my favourite paintings, so detailed that there is no mm difference between the lines of my tattoos and the ones on my design. Do bear in mind that a tattoo is not directly drawn (I mean the design here) on your body, the first step is more or less putting the design on your arm (or wherever) with ink that can be washed off. Somewhat like getting a stamp on your hand when you go to a club or whatever. After that, the tattoo artist carefully overtracks the black lines and adds shades to his/her liking. What if the tattoo artist in this case, just took a copy of a random lying around barcode? I mean, it's not like he/she would actually draw a barcode. It's not prestigious enough.

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dammn 0

LMFAO , HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA this made my day !

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yesmy_love 0

HHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAA #3!!!! aahhhh..... bang me.

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i_am_not_me 0

Being a clawhammer is unbelievably badass, dude. If I were in that situation I'd totally use that as my stage name in my bands.

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badboy111 0

this is really really really hilarious. i like you.

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treblegrl 0

Bahaha....um first why would you care that you are a hammer? and yes I agree with most people...tool...and thirdly I love how many of these comments have been moderated...haha

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