By tool - 09/04/2009 06:03 - United States

Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML
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scott1494 0

haaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!! Talk about being a tool!!!!!

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Tucatz 0

Could be worse- at the grocery store you might be a $0.69 can of green beans. And at the drugstore you could be Preparation H. In fact, that should be your new goal- to go around and find out what you are at various stores.

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pearls 0

I don't think that's possible, as other people have said, barcodes are almost completely unique and since a tattoo is essentially hand drawn, I don't see how he/she could have got it that accurate. very cool if you're telling the truth though (:

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crazycool2011 0

i believe he's telling the truth..i have a barcode tatt on my wrist and i'm a $3.67 jar of mayonnaise at Kroger's. lol

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marquezx15 0

wow bromosexual...youre a faglord united....that would never work....you lying sack of shit

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rukusrazor 0

lucky you're worth that. Guess you ARE a "tool" (would pretty much have to be in order to get a barcode tattoo)

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laughs2loud 0

ahahahaha at #3.

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The_Cait 0

I call shenanigans on this shit.

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jagg3d3d93 0

This is a fake fml, its impossible to recreate a barcode with a tattoo, not only would the artist have to make a perfect tattoo, he would also have to use his awesome tattoo powers to make sure that none of the ink seeps around. Impossible, fake, this fml was written by a tool.

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jm88 0

Just out of curiousity, whats the point of calling out a fake FML? Do you guys want a pat on the back or something? effin buzz kills.

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wompwompwomp 0

Wow, you are definitely a Hammer for getting a barcode tatoo. Fake, probably....but someone please get #19 a backrub and an eskimo pie. Chill the **** out man!!

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