By tool - 09/04/2009 06:03 - United States

Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML
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scott1494 0

haaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!! Talk about being a tool!!!!!

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Tucatz 0

Could be worse- at the grocery store you might be a $0.69 can of green beans. And at the drugstore you could be Preparation H. In fact, that should be your new goal- to go around and find out what you are at various stores.

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blazer19 8

How does this qualify as an FML? That doesn't suck... It's kinda cool.

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kingbrizo 24

it might be different at other stores...id like to see all the FMLs after you try them all

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emily4040 18

What a tool! But I don't see why this is a problem?

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I8mykake 8

A hammer is better than a toilet plunger.

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JesterJack734 11

My dad's a construction worker. That seems like a tattoo he would get intentionally

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HimeHaru 9

Have you read that series? The Bar Code Tattoo, I mean? It has started~!

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