By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 04:10 - France

Today, I was bored so I got my little brother's toy spaceship and a teddy bear, went to my room and started flying them around, having dog fights, making explosion noises and humming epic orchestral music. My mom opened my bedroom door, showing our new hot female neighbour around the house. I'm 19. FML
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xgetxbentx 13

7 - lots of 19 year olds still live at home. especially with today's economy, it's much cheaper to live at home while in college. now, if he's 19, living at home, and being a lazy bum then there's an issue. op - ydi for not finding something better to do. I find it very hard to believe that there was NOTHING else you could have been doing.

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Spastastic 6

Well, I'm a 20 year old girl, and I'd think you were awesome. But then, I'm a bit weird.

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jibz 6

You're also hideous. I'm sure OP wouldnt've cared if the girl that walked in on him was as ugly as you are.

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CitrusGirl 0

but jibz, your an ass. So you don't have a chance anywhere. I don't see why she's ugly. She's thin, nice cimplection. The only reason I could see would be if you think a girl with short hair is automatically ugly.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Blasphemy! Spas is adorable and she has quite a rockin' figure to boot. It's a well-known fact. BTW, I hope that isn't offensive, Spas. People call me cute more often than hot, so I chose to think of it as a compliment a long time ago.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Spas is indeed adorable! Anyone who says otherwise is clearly jealous...Or just an idiot.

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CitrusGirl 0

now that I look back on what I said I realize it could be taken as negative. I meant that some guys are dumb and think that all girls with short hair are ugly. Though obviously that is not true

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Spastastic 6

Hey look, I got my first "you're ugly" comment... although I also got a creeper "you're hot" message a while back, so I'm getting mixed signals from fml-ers. Thanks for coming to my defense, guys. :)

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VinceCarter 0

you are un attractive

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Spastastic 6

I'm fully aware that I'm not a "pretty" girl -- "cute" is probably the best I can manage. If there weren't average people, there'd be no such thing as hot people. Classically good-looking kind of bores me anyway... I tend to like somewhat funny-looking guys, for example.

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beatleschick1940 9

could have been worse. the door was closed...

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corynchaos 0

If your 19, & doing all that.. you don't deserve a hot women. ;)

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perdix 29

If she liked "Revenge of the Nerds," you'll be getting some neighborly love pretty soon. "The Ride of the Valkyries" would be a pretty obvious choice for the music. If you had the balls to accompany the spaceship-bear battle with "Teddy Bear Picnic," she'd have gone wet and squishy "down there" right away. This could turn out better than you think.

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DidHeJustSayThat 0

well if worst comes to worst break out the gi joes or something for redemption.. women love a soldier :). even though they prob would frown on you playin with soldiers -.-

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SugarSpunSister 8

if I walked in on my boyfriend doing this (which is highly likely) I'd just know I'd made good life choices. and I'm 27. growing up is way overrated, so please, enjoy playing with spaceships as much as you can, before jobs and mortgages and serious life things get in the way.

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Slim_Shadyy_fml 0

ooo, that is definetly both! ydi for being an idiot. But fml for trying to be a little kid again but w/ an odd twist.....creeper

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