Sort of sounds like one i've seen begore

Perhaps you should date someone who don't just use women as a tool for sex.

64- there was one like this but it was with a guy a women just met. I think he told her "soon this will be ripe with my seed" about her stomach. Anyways both are somewhat creepy.

Well at least he likes you!! Jk this is really creepy.... :/

LOL I've traveled 500 miles to give you my seed. (Where did LaughinStock reference this from? 100 points and 10 cyber cookies for the correct answer.)

Plump. It was "Soon this will be plump with my seed." while he had his hand on her stomach

Step brothers is the movie that quote is from. The quote 84 put on.

That's from the new vampire movie with Johnny Depp.

epic fukkin fail

RUN GIRL RUN

Uncoolgirl; lately I've been seeing a lot of your comments and have come to realize your name suits your

#73 and #93-- I thought the same thing!

^***your name suits you. Considering you are always getting thumbed down..lol, better think of some better remarks!

Ding Ding 98, 100 points for Gyrffindor and 10 cyber cookies for you. :)

FML, why do you keep editing my comments?!

Hecallsmedarlin- re-read my username. It's nice that you're sharing your opinion. :)

Stepbrothers! Hooray!

Am I the only one who thought he was just trying to impress his readers and make them laugh?

200- my thoughts exactly. And 150- this isn't high school. It's no longer cool to dye your hair hot pink and bash people, without provocation, in hopes of gaining popularity. I hope Karma bitch slaps you... Hard.

Completely and utter fail 150, way to be a bitch.

Hecallsmedarlin seems to like bashing people for no reason. Why? Insecure? Most of your comments are buried and rightfully so!

Why can't we be friends why can't we be friends? *in singsong*

Ye I remember that one. Chic was at starbucks on a 1st date, guy had his hand on her stomach, was like, "soon this will be plump with my seed", creepy shit, man

71- technically that's what they are for just today's standards you have to get to know them be married or else your looked down on by society That is the main natural instinct of a species to reproduce. Although I do prefer your idea instead of thinking with my downstairs brain

Stepbrothers

Reminded me of the line in Dark Shadows, "She has the most fertile birthing hips I have ever laid eyes upon."

Brilliant. I died laughing at this gardening comment.

Nice.

Creeper!!!

RUN and don't stop. Don't let him plumpen your stomach with his seeds... RUN as fast as you can

He wants to plow you.

There are actual men who gain the "dominant" feeling when they impregnate their wives. They practically force them to get pregnant. Looks like that guy is one in the making... or already there.

You don't say?

LMAO good luck with that my friend !

I would be soooo creeped out by that! I wonder if anyone actually reads his blog? :|

124- worse yet, there are women who think its romantic. :/

124- 50 shades of gray anyone?

Ahh, only in Canada…

I find it strange that you all find this creepy. The guy obviously loves her, what's creepy about that? He's her boyfriend! She clearly does not feel the same or she would not find it "creepy" that her boyfriend loves her and wants her to have his baby.

294, it's the wording of the phrase.

I know, his wording leaves a lot to be desired... but he was probably trying to be dramatic on his blog. I think it's more nerdy than creepy, personally. Lol.

In all the movies when u confront the crazy person u get murdered and raped In that order And everyone knows movies are always true

And the girl will always wear nothing but a bra while asking the murderer where he is.

Girl: Is someone there? Killer: Yeah, I'm in the kitchen making a sandwich. Want one? Girl: Yes! That's do swe-- *stab* Killer: YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN DOING IT FOR ME.

So* -_-;

Please learn some adjectives.

That is just hauntingly disturbing.

Much better. :)

In this case, condoms wouldn't even be satisfactory. If he wants to get her pregnant all he has to do is poke holes in the condoms...

Birth control for you, crazy pills for him, or sleeping pills for him and a plane ticket for you I like option b personally

You don't know what plummeting means, do you?

I meant the figure of speech. You know, falling.

Do you mean 'bat out of hell' by chance?

209: Yes, that does sound more familiar. Whilst I wrote an essay for my English class, I was researching a few synonyms I could use for falling rapidly, and "bat plummeting out of hell" popped up. I do believe it's "bat out of hell", though. I'm not as familiar with the term though, I keep confusing my English and French! Thanks for the help (:

To clear things up: falling usually suggests down (unless you're Shel Silverstein). Hell is already considered as far down as you can go. Therefore it's commonly not considered possible to fall out of hell. Beyond that, however, your English is quite good.

Hey, don't criticize #5 too harshly. They used "to plummet" correctly (that is, it was defined correctly within 5's parameters), but the expression in which it was placed made the word seem out of place. *drops mic, runs to find the meaning of "breeding hips"* |the kid|