By Anonymous - 22/05/2012 20:49 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML
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Epikouros 31

I hope you like gardening!

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GeeUnit 8

That's just oddly disturbing..

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Comments

HoboSmeller 6

im going to be the first of trolls that say YDI for browsing through your boyfriends labtop and being snoopy. But in all seriousness, maybe he was writing a book.

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DerpyDerper 7

Um sorry but she said she was just browsing the web not snooping...just wanted to point that out.

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violetsweety 26

Nooo.. She snooped.

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white16sox 19

Ok, I'm going to say this once. When someone says " In all seriousness..." it means you should disregard what they said before and take it as a joke.

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Jakesterk96 8

Yea, and if he used OP's name, it's just mere coincidental.

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greenwich1945 13

#198 But there's no need to get pissy and start swearing. Just keep calm and explain if someone's taken it the wrong way, and laugh about it later.

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TheNewGuy03 28

185 -- She didn't snoop, dawg. |the kid|

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Bekll 31

Even if he wasn't talking about you that is creepy enough as is to get far, far away from him.

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angelofsaturn 23

wow umm yeah that's pretty damn creepy but at least you know he wants kids.

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lolfood 24

Wow, he must be a very weird gardener.

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icallbullshit 3

And? Don't ladies want a guy to settle down with and have kids with that white picket fence? You may not have all of the above but you've got a start.

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mvems 13

Yes every woman's dream is a man willing to donate his sperm to our cause! And marriage yes marriage...life's mere point and purpose. No.:) If this was vice versa and a girl was blogging about how she wants to accept her boyfriend's meandering sperm into her eager womb, well...you would think she was batshit crazy no?

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1crabbygirl 10

Nice stereotyping, Misogynist.

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withered 30

The level of ignorance you show is baffling. Check the century we live in. Women are no longer taught that their only purpose is to get married and reproduce. There is actually more to their lives today and not many women want batshit crazy idiot nor do all want to get married.

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NeatNit 32

Googling the quote only finds this FML :(

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dominic1221 6

Yeah, uh... that's what private blogs are for. To be private, off the radar.

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mvems 13

Good thinking though. I think most of us would've enjoyed browsing that blog.

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olpally 32

What the actual ****? Run away op and don't look back!

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challan 19

She can't run very fast with her wide birthing hips. He is sure to catch her!

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