Miscellaneous: Today, I was called 15 times by a "good redneck boy" that my...

By snitcheyes - 09/11/2010 16:00 - United States

Today, I was called 15 times by a "good redneck boy" that my Mom is trying to set me up with. He has called me at least 5 times a day for the past week. My Mom is still encouraging him to call. I had to unplug the phone because I feel stalked in my own dorm. FML

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By PetitPrincePerdu - 08/05/2009 00:42 - United States

Today, I found my mother wandering the halls of my fraternity unescorted and asked why she was here, she told me she was concerned when I didn't pick up my phone for two days. She then informed me that she had also moved to the same city I live in. My mother moved over 600 miles to stalk me. FML

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Thanks but no thanks

By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 18:01 - United States

Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML

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Not now, Doris

By Anonymous - 02/04/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, my mom is in the hospital and I'm sitting by the phone in case anyone calls with news. Each time the phone rings, I bolt upright to answer it. So far I've been woken up by two telemarketers, three robo-calls, and some old lady asking for Doris, who doesn't live here. I can't turn my phone off. FML

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Narcissistic parents strike again

By psychobunnycutie - 06/04/2021 05:00

Today, I got a call from my mom's new husband. It lasted 3 minutes and those 3 minutes were of him telling me how sad I make my mom for just existing, how jealous I make her because I'm living a life she wished she was. Turns out, she told him to call me and say that because I have her blocked. FML

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Thanks mom

By Anonymous - 27/01/2017 00:00

Today, I checked my inbox and realized I got an email from a potential employer, saying they were having trouble getting a hold of me by phone. They called while my mom was using my phone to look up directions to a place, and she answered, kindly hanging up when they asked for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 13:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML

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Another non-emergency

By Anonymous - 29/10/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I went on a date, and halfway through I started getting nonstop calls from “Mom” on my phone. Annoyed, I silenced them. Later, I checked my voicemail. It was actually my mom calling from the ER because she had slipped and broken her ankle. FML

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By lonely - 05/02/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML

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By justmylife - 21/08/2010 04:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML

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Freudian slip

By someonevexed - 01/02/2009 19:01 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML

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Tuesday 9 November 2010 18:54

Why do moms always try to set up their daughters with some random guy?

i_love_puppybrea 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 18:59

he's called you 15 times, and yet he has called you 5 times a day for a week, is it just me or did anyone else know she sucks at math?

Comments

DeathHead 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 14:22

Too white for ya?

letsgobucks 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 23:57

how hard is it to answer the phone u dumb bitch? just answer it and tell him ur a lezbo or something

letsgobucks 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 0:00

from lookin at ur picture ur doin all the rednecks a favor. beggars can't be choosers nasty bitch

Justincolon22 15

Thursday 11 November 2010 3:58

fhl

colombiancartel 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 5:13

well that sucks dunt it ?

SkyEatsJack 4

Thursday 11 November 2010 17:04

115 I was not trolling you moron.

jobo50123 3

Tuesday 22 February 2011 3:46

can't you just block his number??

countrygirl2909 11

Sunday 24 April 2011 6:24

I do too!

irishbabex2 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 13:39

try it. my mom did the same thing and I kept turning him down I finally gave in and we have been HAPPILY married 4 1/2 years and together 6 years!! you never know he may surprise you! but since this post was awhile ago I hope you gave him a chance!