By eenkoekje - 13/05/2011 07:20

Today, I was called by my son's school to pick him up. Apparently, he snorted baking soda, crushed aspirin, and flour because he thought it was coke. Where did I go wrong raising this twerp? FML
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iAmScrubs 19

He thought he was Charlie Sheen. Don't blame him.

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Igor_g5 0

You didn't teach him how to tell real coke from BS. That's where you went wrong.

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ckyorelse 18

cocaine's a hell of a drug

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chino627 0

we found charley sheens replacement for two and a half men

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sataris20 5

probably when you started calling him twerp. how did this get here?

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SnailJamsss 6

Kids are going to be kids. You're the one calling him names AND your his mother.

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RideOrDie1248 0

Sounds like your kid needs a dad. is that too much to ask?

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Kikisdad12 0

Thinks a kid learns from his parent and whos to say this isn't something the child pick up from home.......

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klong91 7

Well when you call your child a twerp It's probably your lack of parenting skills. That or he saw you do it.

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jdengel 0

good parenting, not

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theLEDHEAD 0

It probably stems from low self esteem by you calling him a twerp and pointing him out as a reason why your life sucks on the Internet.

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vip3r20 8

maybe calling him a twerp on a nationally known website is a sign...

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