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By the_captain - 23/06/2009 00:21 - United States

Today, I was cashiering at Target when an old woman came into my checkout line. Her items? Variety pack of pleasuring condoms, a bottle of KY sensual lube, and two colorful thongs. As I'm scanning these, she leans in and whispers, "I love toys." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2013 14:29 - United States - Greenwood

Today, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. When I went to go purchase them, the elderly lady behind the counter took one look at me and said, "Honey, you're your own birth control." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2015 15:22 - United States

Today, while I was working at a children's toy store, a woman walked in, looked around a bit, then asked if we sold dildos. FML

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By lafinesse - 14/05/2012 22:23

Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML

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By Conner Johnson - 28/11/2017 05:00

Today, a customer walked up to me with a dog toy and said, "I knew one-stop shopping was a thing, but I didn't know you guys carried dildos." FML

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By secretdeo - 24/08/2009 04:48 - United States

Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML

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By useless pos - 01/03/2013 00:48 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I went out to buy a bottle of wine and some condoms. As the cashier scanned the condoms, she snickered and muttered, "Yeah right." She was right; I really was just desperate to look like I have a sex life. I got so upset that I left my items and walked out with tears in my eyes. FML

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By vertigoisarat - 23/02/2021 08:01 - United States

Today, I went to the drug store to pick up a few things. After looking for condoms for 15 minutes, I asked the cashier where I could find them. She said they keep them behind the counter due to theft. She refused to sell them to me, because they're for customers who might actually need them. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 14:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, I went grocery shopping with my toddler. At the checkout, I realized that I forgot my wallet at home. As I frantically searched my purse, my toddler shouted, "Mommy, do we need this?" and held up a box of condoms she'd grabbed from a nearby shelf. Everyone stared. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2014 05:16 - Australia - Perth

Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", and he replied with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughed. FML

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tyranny 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 9:46

Old people do have a sex life too, and are usually a bit more open about it than we would like to know.

Glam_fml 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 9:48

Yeah, that was kind of inappropriate for her to tell you about it, but good for her for having an exciting sex life at her age. I hope I can be that lucky..

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CruelSirDrum 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 10:02

i hope by the time im grey that i have the libido of an 18 year old boy.

blobxmaster13 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 10:03

OHMYGOD. creepy. whatdu do?! haha man fyl.

Bitts 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 10:03

Steve...is that you?

TheAmazing_fml 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 10:05

LMFAO. but how is this and fml?

Iwannabetreo 11

Tuesday 23 June 2009 10:08

.. OMG YOU'RE ******* KIDDING ME, RIGHT? IS IT SOME KIND OF A HOBBY, LOOKING AT FML'S AND ASKING WHY THEY ARE FML'S?! Aaaaaaaaargh. .. anyway; Hahahahaha, omg, cant stop laughing. xD

lilacwords 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 13:17

How is it not an FML..

tgd4444 9

Tuesday 23 June 2009 13:27

it is a major FML coz he missed out the ending "Then i got an erection. FML"

0___0 9

Tuesday 23 June 2009 19:18

That would be the biggest FML.. seeing as the OP is a woman.

tukker 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 20:53

wtf?

K001 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 10:12

that sucks

IDoNotHaveAIDS 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 10:13

I don't see how this is really a FYL. I mean, if anything, FHL for being a bit messed up. But hey, old ladies can have their fun too, I suppose. I suppose it is quite an awkward situation, however.