By td1078 - 24/05/2012 15:50 - United States - Rockville

Today, I was choosing my soft drink at a restaurant. The kid in front of me was too short to reach the lids so I handed him one. His mom rushed over, pried it out of his hands, threw it away, and yelled, "She's filthy, don't use that." FML
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I wrote this FML story and for the record I was in a suit and heals, with my hair and makeup done, as i was on my home from the office. The woman was just a B. More than anything it was funny because she was so hysterical over a seemingly innocent gesture.

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Top comments

SkoomaKi 27

You just can't be nice these days can you? There's that guy that wanted to search for babies suffering in the heat and now this women who thinks OP is a walking parasite just because she handed a lid over.

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SarahBearrra 4

Even if you are dirty, atleast you dont have a dirty heart like that girl.

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emeraldisle 30

What a bitch! What happened to manners?

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DanielleinDC 33

What a nasty, unpleasant person. Little ingrate.

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stevenmx86 7

How do you not deserve this? Wash occasionally?

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itwasallyellow 0

How do you know she was actually dirty? People are just nasty for no reason sometimes

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Spectre529 12

Assumptions can make you look like a bitch... Obviously she didn't know that. Feel bad for you OP

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

"Don't touch that squirrel, Billy! You'll catch it's stupid!" Anybody else reminded of that?

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ManInTheMachine 19

Keep telling yourself that. Until then, stick to thumbing people up or down.

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Michael_92 20

It took you 12 minutes to write FIRST????????

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rightspark 7

Did you go to the bathroom without washing your hands? She must have seen you doing that you filthy person lol

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ICastillo 24

Um not to sound like a perv but can I go too???

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JBMcC 7

Well that kids going to grow up to be a sheltered momma's boy.

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