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By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, I was coaching a little league soccer game. I was telling one of my players to go cover another kid. I said "go cover the little yellow kid!" because he happened to be wearing a yellow shirt. He also happened to be Asian. I then got death stares from his family members. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2013 17:21 - United States - Latrobe

Today, while refereeing a soccer game, I was accused of being racist, blind, and a fascist by spectators. The game was played by a group of third graders. FML

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By Tennisplayer - 10/02/2009 05:59 - United States

Today, my tennis coach showed up to practice in an all white outfit. I exclaimed, "You're looking very white today!" He's African American. FML

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By nj - 10/02/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, in basketball practice my coach was putting is in teams to run drills. He points to me and says, "You, go babysit my son by the stage." FML

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By -_- - 07/10/2015 11:29 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML

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By y0uw1shy0ukn3wm3 - 09/10/2009 05:48 - United States

Today, I was refereeing a kid's soccer game, and noticed that on the field next to me was a referee I hated working with. I told the other referee I was working with that he was the laziest and most dumbass referee I had ever worked with. She then slapped me, and told me that it was her grandpa. FML

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By TheJoker - 12/05/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I was jogging in my neighborhood when I saw a kid's ball roll over to where I was jogging. I stopped, grabbed the ball for the kid and went to hand it to him. He then yelled, "Stranger danger!" and his parents came sprinting out. I had to explain the story to the police for 30 minutes. FML

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By Clive81 - 17/02/2015 20:02 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, I went to my son's school soccer game. Unfortunately, I couldn't get excited about it because my idiot son kept diving the moment anyone so much as breathed on him. It eventually earned him a penalty shot that won him the game. I was so ashamed, I snuck out to avoid being seen with him. FML

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By Steph - 19/08/2019 02:00 - United States

Today, I was at a soccer game when some guys walking behind me yelled that I had a nice ass. I then heard someone shout, "Hey, assholes. That's my daughter." He yelled at them for quite a while. He wasn't my dad, just some weird dude. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face. I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night. His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." FML

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By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML

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Sunday 17 May 2009 20:08

HAHAHAHA. Oh mannn that's horrible...I don't think you deserve it though...thats a horrible coincidence.

manoverboard 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:13

My coach did that last season! We laughed the entire game...

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BurnedByLove 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 1:32

ROFL this is just so funny.

12mp04 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 1:35

I'm asian and I find this funny

lifeislife_fml 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 1:57

LMAO I hate it when I get into those awkward misunderstandings...

Erinx3 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 2:02

LMAO! OMG. My favorite FML.

AnneFTW 17

Tuesday 19 May 2009 2:17

People are wayy too sensitive about racism! I mean come on they must've known it was an honest mistake.

philosopher 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 2:49

Gah, that wouldn't have bothered me and I'm Asian. I mean, if you're going to make fun of us, then try something new like making your eyes seem smaller or doing crazy martial arts yells. *sigh* The thing about things like this is that it's not really the comment or action itself, it's that the person doing it is such an asswipe about it. Anyway, couldn't you have said "kid in the yellow (shirt)" or something? YDI for that then.

alyse0_fml 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 4:22

Awwwww that really sucks! I'd be mortified XD

saltshaker 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 12:12

LAWL 92 :)) i live in asia, this was the best FML of my life... yea yea you "could have" said other things or made yourself more clear but its a understandable mistake its just fricken hillariouis