Miscellaneous: Today, I was crocheting while watching television, and thinking...

By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 17:10 - United States

Today, I was crocheting while watching television, and thinking to myself how proud I was that I taught myself to crochet. Then, an episode of Golden Girls came on, and I watched that while I crocheted. I'm 24. FML

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By Amey - 04/05/2009 09:09 - United States

Today, while watching TV, I danced, sang along, and helped Dora the Explorer get to her grandmother's house. It was the most fun I've had all year. I'm 21. FML

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By GrannyAt22 - 22/06/2010 01:28 - Canada

Today, I had to buy a wrist brace for a repetitive strain injury. I got the injury because I was knitting too much. I'm 22. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2016 06:40 - United States - Seattle

Today, I dropped my knitting project while I was sitting down, but I managed to catch it between my legs. So my knitting needles also caught me. FML

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By anon - 14/01/2013 03:00 - United States - Dublin

Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML

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By granny_panties - 18/04/2009 20:49 - United States

Today, I was folding the laundry. At one point, I had to take a moment to figure out whether a pair of underwear was mine or my mothers. I'm 18. She is 56. Enough said. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 03:25 - France

Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML

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By Cellphonetroubles - 19/11/2009 07:36 - Canada

Today, I was laughing at a story of a girl who had dropped her cellphone in a hottub and ruined it. As I was feeling pretty good about myself, I then realized that my cellphone was in the pocket of a sweater that I had just thrown in the washer 20 minutes prior. FML

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By Beatrix - 11/11/2024 22:00 - Canada

Today, I tried to be productive and got dressed in real clothes instead of sweatpants. I spent the next four hours on the couch binge-watching Netflix and pretending I had plans. FML

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By Jorgina226 - 11/08/2010 16:33 - United States

Today, I found my old sewing machine I got when I was a kid. I never used it before, because when I was younger, I was afraid I might sew my fingers. Laughing at myself, I decided to sew up an old bag. I sewed my thumb. FML

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By ThisPerson - 19/05/2011 10:11 - Canada

Today, my 53 year-old art teacher told me she's excited about going clubbing this weekend. I'm excited about watching a special on the History Channel. FML

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amatthew_03 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 23:19

I'm 24, too, and this sounds like a pretty good time to me, actually.

spiceonice 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 23:19

uh, golden girls rocks. fyi

Comments

turnedoffTVgrey 0

Friday 24 April 2009 13:46

Dude the Golden Girls is my favorite show ever. And I'm 20. It's funny, but not really an FML.

kateblahblahblah 0

Friday 24 April 2009 22:42

Definitely not an FML. Knitting and crocheting are cool now. Every try to get on ravelry? I had to wait five days to get an invitation.

chachacha_fml 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:36

this isnt an FML. get up and do something.

flogmc 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 12:27

Love stuff on Lifetime, love Golden Girls like crazy. I wish I know how to crochet. I'm 25, male !

CaleighChi 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 17:34

hahahah this is funny. dont listen to the bad comments they just enjoy being mean and rude. Good for you girl!

jew_fml 0

Monday 27 April 2009 2:24

rip bea arthur :(

drs_fml 0

Monday 27 April 2009 18:09

We need a 'so what' button.

24788 6

Tuesday 28 April 2009 1:17

Who cares if someone else knows what you like to watch and do in your spare time. They have no life if they care anyways.

rainbowllama 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:11

So? I like Golden Girls and I know how to crochet. If you're embarrassed about liking "old people stuff" then you are seriously uncomfortable with yourself. In 30 years, Heroes is going to be an "old people show" too.

nobody81 4

Tuesday 12 May 2009 9:49

Completely agree with #176 except the Heroes part. Golden Girls is an "old people show" because it's about old people. But it's funny! Watching old ladies make dirty jokes never gets old. Also, if an old lady crochets it's normal. If a 24-year-old crochets she's sexy! Unless you're a dude... then it's still pretty cool, and if you were my friend I'd ask you to crochet me a beanie to wear snowboarding.