Miscellaneous: Today, I was crocheting while watching television, and thinking...

By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 17:10 - United States

Today, I was crocheting while watching television, and thinking to myself how proud I was that I taught myself to crochet. Then, an episode of Golden Girls came on, and I watched that while I crocheted. I'm 24. FML

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By Amey - 04/05/2009 09:09 - United States

Today, while watching TV, I danced, sang along, and helped Dora the Explorer get to her grandmother's house. It was the most fun I've had all year. I'm 21. FML

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By GrannyAt22 - 22/06/2010 01:28 - Canada

Today, I had to buy a wrist brace for a repetitive strain injury. I got the injury because I was knitting too much. I'm 22. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2016 06:40 - United States - Seattle

Today, I dropped my knitting project while I was sitting down, but I managed to catch it between my legs. So my knitting needles also caught me. FML

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By anon - 14/01/2013 03:00 - United States - Dublin

Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML

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By granny_panties - 18/04/2009 20:49 - United States

Today, I was folding the laundry. At one point, I had to take a moment to figure out whether a pair of underwear was mine or my mothers. I'm 18. She is 56. Enough said. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 03:25 - France

Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML

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By Cellphonetroubles - 19/11/2009 07:36 - Canada

Today, I was laughing at a story of a girl who had dropped her cellphone in a hottub and ruined it. As I was feeling pretty good about myself, I then realized that my cellphone was in the pocket of a sweater that I had just thrown in the washer 20 minutes prior. FML

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By Beatrix - 11/11/2024 22:00 - Canada

Today, I tried to be productive and got dressed in real clothes instead of sweatpants. I spent the next four hours on the couch binge-watching Netflix and pretending I had plans. FML

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By Jorgina226 - 11/08/2010 16:33 - United States

Today, I found my old sewing machine I got when I was a kid. I never used it before, because when I was younger, I was afraid I might sew my fingers. Laughing at myself, I decided to sew up an old bag. I sewed my thumb. FML

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By ThisPerson - 19/05/2011 10:11 - Canada

Today, my 53 year-old art teacher told me she's excited about going clubbing this weekend. I'm excited about watching a special on the History Channel. FML

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amatthew_03 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 23:19

I'm 24, too, and this sounds like a pretty good time to me, actually.

spiceonice 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 23:19

uh, golden girls rocks. fyi

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ilovefmlife 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 23:45

the Golden Girls are amazing and Im 15 years old and I scrapbook with my grandmother like every weekend so yeahhh

frootloop25 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 23:46

OMFG FYL x 123456789 SERIOUSLY. I would hate myself too if I were you.

ZetsubouSensei 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 23:47

I'm 15 and I knit while watching Lifetime. I don't really think my life is f***ed. Neither should you. :)

MURPHYCHACHO 5

Wednesday 22 April 2009 23:48

I'm 19 and an avid knitter. It's nothing to be ashamed of. And you get to make your own clothes. How cool is that?

xxcrashhh 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 23:51

this isn't an fml, crocheting is quite fun, and the Golden Girls is a really good show. you're just over obsessing.

infantrygirl 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 23:55

...and?

LolCows 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 23:55

yu should kill urself i suppose i mean... DUDE OMFG YUR LIEF IS TOTE RUINDEDEDEDEDED!!!!111

kerrygirl 13

Wednesday 22 April 2009 23:59

i made a really nice crocheted cushion the last day.....thanks for reminding me i still have to sew it together

LoveMeTURBO 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 0:01

How is this an fml?

little_pinkie 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 0:02

golden girls is one of the funniest shows ever, and crocheting is good... this is not an fml. sorry

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