Miscellaneous: Today, I was curling my eyelashes in my bathroom and while I...

By CPN - 14/03/2009 14:55 - United States

Today, I was curling my eyelashes in my bathroom and while I was counting to 5 my brother flung open my door. I jumped and ended up ripping out all my eyelashes. Now I have to wait until they grow back. FML

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Curled out

By lashless - 22/05/2010 20:32 - United States

Today, while getting ready for a friend's wedding, I was curling my eyelashes. My cat decided to jump onto the towel rod. As I went to catch her, I ripped all the eyelashes out of one eye. I called my boyfriend crying. When he saw me, he laughed and said, "You look really surprised in that eye." FML

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Stressed out

By Jocelyn - 18/02/2019 12:00

Today, I got stressed and well, let's just say I got carried away, pulled off most of my eyelashes on one eye, and now I have to find falsies that look real. FML

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By Shaz - 24/08/2019 06:18 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I accidentally pulled out six of my eyelashes. It's noticeable. Very noticeable. FML

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By Bunni - 22/10/2009 22:22 - Australia

Today, I was tinting my own eyelashes when I missed my eyelashes and stabbed myself in the eye with the applicator loaded with dye. Now, I have beautiful lush black eyelashes, to match my half closed swollen red left eye. Sexy. FML

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It's not a phase, mom!

By Anonymous - 24/12/2009 23:35 - United States

Today, I woke up to see that I had two black eyes from a cheerleading stunt gone wrong yesterday. I decided to curl my hair to distract from them. While curling my hair I accidentally burned my cheek. I now have two black eyes and a huge burn on my cheek. My extended family is coming tomorrow. FML

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By redisnotmycolor - 16/11/2009 01:46 - United States

Today, while putting on makeup, I got a face full of bloody scratches instead of an even skin tone. Turns out my makeup sponge was full of bits of glass. My little brother forgot to tell me he shattered a mirror beside my makeup box. FML

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By my dumb bro - 17/04/2013 16:13 - United States - Gillham

Today, I woke up to my brother chopping all my bangs off. When I yelled at him, he could only shout back, "You can see clearly now, the bangs are gone!" FML

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Leave it to the pros

By Anonymous - 05/11/2021 00:01 - United States - Epsom

Today, I was attempting to tame my bushy eyebrows, since I'm starting a new job in a few days and need to look somewhat presentable, when I poked myself in the eye. Hard. I thought I’d blinded myself for a few moments. Now it’s just red, sore and watery. FML

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Panic! In the Bathroom

By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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By RedEye - 11/07/2017 17:30 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, my contact ripped in half in my eye. One half fell out, but the other half got stuck too far under my eyelid. An hour and $100 later, Urgent Care finally got it. FML

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imlaughingatyou 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 20:07

that sucks.. wear fake ones for now?

cthulhu1138 1

Saturday 14 March 2009 20:13

I hear locking the door works wonders.

Comments

Raven_fml 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 20:15

******* ouch dude.

Libbyy 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 20:18

Oh my gosh. I cringed just thinking about that. It's painful enough getting your eyelashes stuck in the corner of eyelash curlers, but ripping them clean out? Ouch.

yay_fml 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 20:21

Yet another reason I am so glad I don't wear makeup.

sophieehehexD 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 12:32

um, curling your eyelashes isn't makeup?

funcooker 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 20:22

ow. i'm so sorry.

lifeftl 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 20:28

lolz, i love jumping out and scaring the shit out of ppl

Nuklear 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 20:40

i heard eyelashes don't grow back.

jeffers 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 20:43

that sucks. Eyelashes don't grow back

fafafafail 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 20:46

thats gonna take forever to grow back :(

darylwillemstein 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 20:53

My dad's a barber, he said they proberbly won't grow back, good luck kicking your brothers ass ;)

AlyshaDeShae 10

Saturday 14 March 2009 20:56

#13 - I agree completely. And even when I was in high school and I did, I didn't go to the trouble of curling my eyelashes. :-/ As for the FML, lock your door. If you don't have doors that lock, don't do things that can damage you if someone decides to scare you. It's fairly simple.