Miscellaneous: Today, I was curling my eyelashes in my bathroom and while I...

By CPN - 14/03/2009 14:55 - United States

Today, I was curling my eyelashes in my bathroom and while I was counting to 5 my brother flung open my door. I jumped and ended up ripping out all my eyelashes. Now I have to wait until they grow back. FML

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By lashless - 22/05/2010 20:32 - United States

Today, while getting ready for a friend's wedding, I was curling my eyelashes. My cat decided to jump onto the towel rod. As I went to catch her, I ripped all the eyelashes out of one eye. I called my boyfriend crying. When he saw me, he laughed and said, "You look really surprised in that eye." FML

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Stressed out

By Jocelyn - 18/02/2019 12:00

Today, I got stressed and well, let's just say I got carried away, pulled off most of my eyelashes on one eye, and now I have to find falsies that look real. FML

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By Shaz - 24/08/2019 06:18 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I accidentally pulled out six of my eyelashes. It's noticeable. Very noticeable. FML

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By Bunni - 22/10/2009 22:22 - Australia

Today, I was tinting my own eyelashes when I missed my eyelashes and stabbed myself in the eye with the applicator loaded with dye. Now, I have beautiful lush black eyelashes, to match my half closed swollen red left eye. Sexy. FML

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It's not a phase, mom!

By Anonymous - 24/12/2009 23:35 - United States

Today, I woke up to see that I had two black eyes from a cheerleading stunt gone wrong yesterday. I decided to curl my hair to distract from them. While curling my hair I accidentally burned my cheek. I now have two black eyes and a huge burn on my cheek. My extended family is coming tomorrow. FML

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By redisnotmycolor - 16/11/2009 01:46 - United States

Today, while putting on makeup, I got a face full of bloody scratches instead of an even skin tone. Turns out my makeup sponge was full of bits of glass. My little brother forgot to tell me he shattered a mirror beside my makeup box. FML

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By my dumb bro - 17/04/2013 16:13 - United States - Gillham

Today, I woke up to my brother chopping all my bangs off. When I yelled at him, he could only shout back, "You can see clearly now, the bangs are gone!" FML

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Leave it to the pros

By Anonymous - 05/11/2021 00:01 - United States - Epsom

Today, I was attempting to tame my bushy eyebrows, since I'm starting a new job in a few days and need to look somewhat presentable, when I poked myself in the eye. Hard. I thought I’d blinded myself for a few moments. Now it’s just red, sore and watery. FML

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Panic! In the Bathroom

By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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By RedEye - 11/07/2017 17:30 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, my contact ripped in half in my eye. One half fell out, but the other half got stuck too far under my eyelid. An hour and $100 later, Urgent Care finally got it. FML

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Saturday 14 March 2009 20:07

that sucks.. wear fake ones for now?

cthulhu1138 1

Saturday 14 March 2009 20:13

I hear locking the door works wonders.

Comments

jaymers 3

Saturday 14 March 2009 20:57

eyelashes take 4-8 weeks to grow back according to this article: http://www.ask.com/bar?q=do+eyelashes+grow+back&page=1&qsrc=178&ab=3&u=http%3A%2F%2Fask.yahoo.com%2F20050708.html

devin333 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 20:58

They do grow back, but slowly, my cousin was curling her eyelashes with a big metal lash curler thing and it sliped from her hand mid curl-riped out half her eye lashes on one eye, I was there, couldn't help but laugh lol

tehhotness 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 21:06

Thatll teach you to be so vain, your bro needs a high five

FMLaddictaylor 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 21:08

It happens. Hahaha.

Turtles 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 21:29

Oh my god :(. Wear fake ones for a while I guess. See, this is why I don't use eyelash curlers, I'm afraid of something like this happening.

Emz_fml 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 21:32

OUCH. thats all i gotta say.

longboarder 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 21:40

they dont grow back

NatsaPanda 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 21:48

Ouch. My momma's cousin did the same thing with an eyelash curler and it took her eyelashes 3 years to grow back. And they were NEVER as long as the lashes on the eye that didn't get yanked. Painful. V. V. V. V. painful.

f_r_E_a_K 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 21:51

OH MY GODDD I'm sorry...eeeeeeek!!!!

effed_up_life 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 21:59

they're gonna take a month or two to grow back. i'd suggest wearing false lashes, individual with white glue that dries clear. you can get them at rite aid or target...