By Julia - 04/10/2011 03:22 - United States

Today, I was denied a waitressing job at a local diner I have been going to for years. Due to the fact that my name is Julia. They already have a waitress there named Julie. Apparently, I would "create too much confusion." FML
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Freeze_fml 16

Get her fired or find yourself a nickname.

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nitram06 2

Strange, perhaps that was just an excuse. After all, there are last names.

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Comments

decidedlyvague 11

Obviously going there regularly with the same name causes too much problems already, just go by a generic waitress name, or give yourself a stripper's name. Both will get you a job and decent tips.

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SteveTheJanitor 6

A stripper name is the name of your first pet (it will be your first name) and your first street name (second name) generally Mine would be Walter Parkway What would yours be? Comment please!!!

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denvan 0

Just be glad you won't be working with a bunch of idiots

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TylerOMFG 7

FYL for wanting to work with dumbasses.

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hannahcorrine 0

Just lie and say you like to be called Jules?

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khaya 9

Plant drugs on her, don't be a pussy out like Michael Scott. Toby should of gone to jail.

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perdix 29

Do you have a middle name? That's not the real reason. If you had big ****, your name could be Julie Julie Julie and you'd be working there.

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Spongeyman 0

There are 3 options: #1:They don't want to give you the job and are using names as an excuse #2:They don't want to lose one of their best costumers #3:They are really stupid.

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