By jimmy - 19/08/2011 21:57 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I was diagnosed with crabs. I lost my virginity to my wife, and have never had sex or any sexual contact with anyone but her in my life. FML
I agree, your life sucks 53 178
You deserved it 4 530

Same thing different taste

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Sounds fishy...wait that was a lame pun. That sucks though man.

you do realize you can get crabs other ways than just sex right?

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Tdog4lyfe 6

I hope you know, sexual intercourse isn't the only way to get an STD or STI.

avril2nite 2

You can get crabs from a toilet seat in a public restroom. That's why I don't sit on it.

God Damn Red Lobster, I knew something was up.

you know sex isn't the only way to get crabs.