By jimmy - 19/08/2011 21:57 - United Kingdom

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Today, I was diagnosed with crabs. I lost my virginity to my wife, and have never had sex or any sexual contact with anyone but her in my life. FML
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Awahso 25

Sounds fishy...wait that was a lame pun. That sucks though man.

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ashyxlynn 3

you do realize you can get crabs other ways than just sex right?

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dmw25 0

I feel bad for you, like on a scale of 1-10 thats higher then a 10!

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arnf 0

Public toilet seats touching ur wang

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KrisNico03 4

Oh damn, that sucks. I hope you didn't get it from her. LOL @ 241

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LuvTiffy143 0

uhmm howw is this a bad thing if u only had sex with ur wife, atleast u have a sex partner damn. lol

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hollywoodjjd 0

you bought your mattress from a hooker huh?

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Nexus_surgeon 7

wow wow wow.... just only one Question...How old r u ?

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rawrcortlin 2

Crabs can be easily removed, they live in hairy environments. Aka your pubes. You can get them from toilet seats. Your wife isn't a hoe.

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EireGoBragh 1

Just so you know, crabs are in no way a purely sexually transmitted disease. Unlike things like herpes and gonorrhea, crabs actually can be caught from things like sharing towels, blankets, etc. When my father was in the marine corps, his entire platoon caught crabs because of an infestation in the blankets.

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