By jimmy - 19/08/2011 21:57 - United Kingdom

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Today, I was diagnosed with crabs. I lost my virginity to my wife, and have never had sex or any sexual contact with anyone but her in my life. FML
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Awahso 25

Sounds fishy...wait that was a lame pun. That sucks though man.

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ashyxlynn 3

you do realize you can get crabs other ways than just sex right?

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SpazTheGreat 14

You all realize that crabs are not an STD, right? They are BUGS, not a DISEASE, BIG DIFFERENCE. You aren't "diagnosed" with them.... And they aren't permanent. And yes, shaving your pubes will help you get rid of them, and will help you keep them away. FML has been invaded by 13 year olds who know absolutely nothing about the world, and make up stories to get attention.

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bipolarbaby 0

Well we no one word she better not use to describe how pissed u are....but people are right...talk to her because it could have come from somewhere else...only things is she shoulda known about it first right?

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scarletfaux 0

Crabs are not always reviewed through sexual contact. You can them pretty much anywhere. But it does sound fishy. I apologize that your wife is so... Shellfish.

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haleyaubrey1 0

Well u know who you got it from

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caityk87 2

You can get that from a public bathroom sry tho

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AaliyahMorgan143 5

Ewwww crabs :&

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