By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 18:42 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was dressing in my apartment when I noticed I left the blinds open. Outside, a maintenance man was mowing the grass within eyeshot. I figured I'd leave the blinds open and give him a little peek of the goods. Later I found a note on my window saying, 'Next time, close the blinds'. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 370
You deserved it 120 492

Same thing different taste

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EWWW!! Why would you do that? That's just gross..

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Pounce 0

You know, having some sense of decency is okay.

Disgusting old *****. At least now you understand that you're ugly and sagging and wrinkled.

pike1790 0

#85 x1000. Your own fault. For shame.

1) YDI for stooping so low just to show off your body, or lack of. 2) not everyone in this world is cheap like you, showing off their body parts willingly to random strangers 3) if you really want to give people yours "goods" (should be "bads" actually in your case), you can always go downtown and flash hobos. im sure youd get some postivie reaction there 4) though im a women, i need to remind you that not all men are pigs and sexual humans, especially when whats in front of there eyes are not flattering. eg YOU

Guess OP has never heard any stories of creepy men that get off on voyeurism, or women that end up getting raped because of their carelessness. My sister found a guy sitting in a tree outside her window and jerking off, and she wasn't "letting him have a peek at her goods." You're lucky that guy wasn't a sexual predator.

Banthestrandland 0

@100 All human beings are sexual. This is why we admire holy men and women who take vows of chastity but mock people who can't get any. I'm surprised everyone's calling the OP a ***** just because she has an unrealistic idea of how good she looks. Voted YDI.

@ 100 you're more than one woman? I'm impressed. How'd you pull that one off?

I think if you're gonna flaunt it for everyone to see don't be upset that he criticized you..... you're ridiculous I wouldn't be surprised if you put out after knowing someone a few hours either

umm, are you a woman or a guy, because that would change everything

mintfreshpinesol 0

woooow. you sound desperate