Intimacy: Today, I was dressing in my apartment when I noticed I left the...

By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I was dressing in my apartment when I noticed I left the blinds open. Outside, a maintenance man was mowing the grass within eyeshot. I figured I'd leave the blinds open and give him a little peek of the goods. Later I found a note on my window saying, 'Next time, close the blinds'. FML

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By Anonyme - 09/07/2011 00:11 - France

Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2012 05:29 - Europe

Today, after my boyfriend and I had gotten frisky last night, I found a note on the front door of my building that read, "Dear girl in apartment 3D, from now on please close the blinds all the way or lose 30 pounds. Either would be acceptable." FML

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By JoeyDizz - 06/05/2009 03:41 - United States

Today, while masturbating at the computer, I was interrupted by a flash of light out of the corner of my eye. As I turned to face it, I realized I forgot to close the blinds. Standing at the window in the appartment across the street were two girls, one had a camera and was snapping a second shot. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I left my apartment window open for some fresh air. When I returned, my idiot cat was on the balcony staring at me... from my neighbor’s apartment. FML

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By Magicali - 22/04/2013 02:56 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, I saw a woman in the neighbouring apartment taking a shower without pulling the blinds of her bathroom window. As a good Samaritan, I waved my arms to attract her attention that she forgot the blinds. She noticed me, opened the window, did a weird boob dance and middle fingered me. FML

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By curtain buyer - 09/03/2015 01:05 - United States - Albany

Today, I moved into my new apartment. As I sat in my living room watching Netflix, I found out that my window has an excellent view of my new neighbors, who just so happen to like to shag with the blinds open. I guess I'll be buying some curtains. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in a rush so when I got home I went to my bedroom, which is on the ground floor, and just started changing my clothes. It wasn’t until I was done I realised my blinds were open. Basically, I'd flashed my thong and tits to a packed bus stop. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2013 17:23 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open. FML

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By henry feingold - 10/06/2011 04:08 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were making out in a motel room. Just before we really got started I noticed that I forgot to close the drapes. Once I got up to close them I saw 3 maids and the manager run away. FML

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By nakedness - 11/12/2011 01:35 - Australia

Today, I was getting dressed in my bedroom with the blinds open and had nothing covering my top half. I thought my neighbours wouldn't be able to see in through all the trees, that was until I heard someone wolf whistle and one of my neighbours running away. FML

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Thursday 16 April 2009 23:11

EWWW!! Why would you do that? That's just gross..

Lemun 1

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:12

LOL A little too confident ;)

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krhds25 0

Friday 17 April 2009 7:58

This FML is worthless without pics.

emptyego 0

Friday 17 April 2009 8:58

I don't care what anybody says--only egotistical ****** pull that sort of nonsense. YDI for wanting the world to see you nude. YaDI for having a gigantic ego. Maybe next time you'll have a little bit of decency and class and shut your damn blinds.

texmas 0

Friday 17 April 2009 9:12

YDI. I agree with 149. This could easily have been a married man, a gay man, or just a decent human being who didn't want to see your saggy, flabby ass at work. What kind of egotistical **** pulls a stunt like that? Just because so many people HAVE seen your junk doesn't mean that other people WANT to. Or even that THEY wanted to.

texmas 0

Friday 17 April 2009 9:15

Ever wondered why they always close their eyes when they come?

Bleep_fml 0

Friday 17 April 2009 11:50

Agree with #130. Don't assume every man wants to see your "goods". Real life doesn't work like in the (****) movies.

ArmoredSandwich 0

Friday 17 April 2009 12:16

A, it's pretty weird to purposely leave the blinds open for the maintenance man, but as a man I can say it would probably make my day (assuming you're pretty). B, "Next time, close the blinds", could be just a polite gentleman's remark about you "forgetting" to close the blinds, so perhaps it wasn't what you think it was.

Kat_MS 0

Friday 17 April 2009 14:01

Most likely, he was just looking out for you. Maybe he thought you forgot by accident and wanted to gently remind you. Or he could be gay. But that being said, its still a bit of a weird thing to do, stripping for strangers, lol.

MandM44 0

Friday 17 April 2009 14:32

you're a creep. why would you want to show some random dude "the goods"? were you gonna sell him some?

CallMeSinbad 0

Friday 17 April 2009 14:54

Exposing yourself like that, should get a sexual assault charge. That poor man did nothing to you. Also, to all saying shes not a ***** or a ****. Get real. Shes definitely a perverted *****. And I mean that in the least offensive way as possible.