Intimacy: Today, I was dressing in my apartment when I noticed I left the...

By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I was dressing in my apartment when I noticed I left the blinds open. Outside, a maintenance man was mowing the grass within eyeshot. I figured I'd leave the blinds open and give him a little peek of the goods. Later I found a note on my window saying, 'Next time, close the blinds'. FML

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By Anonyme - 09/07/2011 00:11 - France

Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2012 05:29 - Europe

Today, after my boyfriend and I had gotten frisky last night, I found a note on the front door of my building that read, "Dear girl in apartment 3D, from now on please close the blinds all the way or lose 30 pounds. Either would be acceptable." FML

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By JoeyDizz - 06/05/2009 03:41 - United States

Today, while masturbating at the computer, I was interrupted by a flash of light out of the corner of my eye. As I turned to face it, I realized I forgot to close the blinds. Standing at the window in the appartment across the street were two girls, one had a camera and was snapping a second shot. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I left my apartment window open for some fresh air. When I returned, my idiot cat was on the balcony staring at me... from my neighbor’s apartment. FML

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By Magicali - 22/04/2013 02:56 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, I saw a woman in the neighbouring apartment taking a shower without pulling the blinds of her bathroom window. As a good Samaritan, I waved my arms to attract her attention that she forgot the blinds. She noticed me, opened the window, did a weird boob dance and middle fingered me. FML

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By curtain buyer - 09/03/2015 01:05 - United States - Albany

Today, I moved into my new apartment. As I sat in my living room watching Netflix, I found out that my window has an excellent view of my new neighbors, who just so happen to like to shag with the blinds open. I guess I'll be buying some curtains. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in a rush so when I got home I went to my bedroom, which is on the ground floor, and just started changing my clothes. It wasn’t until I was done I realised my blinds were open. Basically, I'd flashed my thong and tits to a packed bus stop. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2013 17:23 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open. FML

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By henry feingold - 10/06/2011 04:08 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were making out in a motel room. Just before we really got started I noticed that I forgot to close the drapes. Once I got up to close them I saw 3 maids and the manager run away. FML

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By nakedness - 11/12/2011 01:35 - Australia

Today, I was getting dressed in my bedroom with the blinds open and had nothing covering my top half. I thought my neighbours wouldn't be able to see in through all the trees, that was until I heard someone wolf whistle and one of my neighbours running away. FML

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Thursday 16 April 2009 23:11

EWWW!! Why would you do that? That's just gross..

Lemun 1

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:12

LOL A little too confident ;)

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CumulusClaudia 0

Friday 17 April 2009 1:05

You dirty *****. :p

Monty_Python 0

Friday 17 April 2009 1:06

FYL because you got told you were ugly by a maintenance man. YDI for thinking that you will be attractive to anyone.

were_giraffe 2

Friday 17 April 2009 1:06

Just because they're doing maintenance work does NOT mean they're peeping toms or want "freebies" like that. Not every man wants to see you naked Nor should they be forced to, just because they have to do work outside of your window. I feel bad for him actually... Guy's just trying to do his job and some girl thinks "O he wants to see me naked!" and forces it on him. That's NOT sexy.

O_W_N_E_D 0

Friday 17 April 2009 1:06

people, big woman need loving to

xanhorn 0

Friday 17 April 2009 1:10

He was probably just trying to be polite and thought you didn't realize you left the curtain open.

wholeon 0

Friday 17 April 2009 1:12

This is fake. Who would write a note like this (whether or not he was attracted to her)? He could very easily be fired for sexual harassment for oogling tenants, so there's no way he would write a note (PROOF that he was looking inappropriately), no matter how gross she may have been to him.

Shteve 0

Friday 17 April 2009 1:18

That's pretty hot.

livvyylou 0

Friday 17 April 2009 1:19

so not only are you a *****... but your an attention ***** too? classy.

ffpoisongirl 0

Friday 17 April 2009 1:21

I guess it didn't occur to you that he's gay or in a happy relationship? I don't care how attractive you are, not everybody wants to ogle you.

gleidu77 0

Friday 17 April 2009 1:28

he may not have been trying to insult you. the note reads rudely, but he may have intended for it to be polite. maybe he's just a nice, not-disgusting man who feels bad because he thinks you forgot to close your blinds and the entire world can watch you change without you realizing it. quit being a *****.