By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 18:42 - United States

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Today, I was dressing in my apartment when I noticed I left the blinds open. Outside, a maintenance man was mowing the grass within eyeshot. I figured I'd leave the blinds open and give him a little peek of the goods. Later I found a note on my window saying, 'Next time, close the blinds'. FML
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Bmlacme 3

EWWW!! Why would you do that? That's just gross..

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lowcapacityx 0

AHAHAHAHAHA why not open the whole window and invite him in for lemonade?

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fueledbyamy 0

aww hahaha. sucks really. but not everyone wants to see it. some just arent like that. but still would suck, lol.

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dafreakinrican 0

Well, the maintenance man could either be gay, be very religious/morally correct or you just have damaged goods like everyone else said. Either way, don't assume because when you assume, it makes an ass outta u and me...well not me, but you definitely look like an ass. =P YDI

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Yayap_fml 0

He was probably just thought that you had left them open by accident and was trying to be courteous.

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hatelife01 0

Stop f*ckin defending her, she wont give you a peak. Stupid saggy hoe, next time do what he says.

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nicholai125 0

Apparently your "goods" aren't that good. O, and # 142, just b/c he doesn't want to look doesn't mean he has to be gay or religious. He might just have a sense of decency. Not all non-religious straight guys are pervs.

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dafreakinrican 0

Hence, #145, why I said religious/morally correct, meaning he's ethical and was a good person. :D

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jdb2009 0

So it sounds like when people come up to you and go "what's hanging?" You answer "everything". If that's the case, then yes, close the blinds. This FML gave me shivers. You deserved that one.

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