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By soembarrassed - 02/08/2009 13:40 - Australia

Today, I was drinking at the local pub and started talking to a really cute guy. I bent down to pick up my bag and the second I did, I felt like I was going to throw up. I clamped my mouth shut in the vain hope that I could block it but as I stood back up, vomit sprayed out through my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 02:00

Today, I was feeling sick so I decided to lay down. As soon as I did, I felt the sudden urge to throw up, so I ran to the bathroom. When I bent over the toilet to throw up, my glasses fell in along with my vomit. Before I had a chance to retrieve them, I threw up again. And again. FML

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By blegh - 16/01/2009 04:57 - Switzerland

Today, I reached for my beer and took a huge swallow before I realized that I had picked up my friend's tobacco spit cup. "Vomit" is not a strong enough word to describe what happened next. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2019 03:00

Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML

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By Morganisoverrated - 22/10/2018 15:30

Today, I was planning to ask a guy at school out since I had mustered up the confidence to finally tell him how I really felt. I ended up puking on him. FML

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mubaki 18

Sunday 2 August 2009 20:03

stomach acids in your nostrils... ouch

caancoha 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 20:05

Go blow your nose, you'll be blowing chunks for weeks.

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sbongy 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 22:33

F the guy's life for having to watch you shoot vomit from your nose I'm guessing it flew all over the place and made a huge mess??

inbar123 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 22:41

This happened to me! I was on a bus going to camp, and right when i was about to puke, I coughed, so it came out of my nose!

cherlana32 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 23:11

That is absolutely disgusting. Almost as disgusting as the girl who held her dislodged, dirty pad in her hand for 18 floors.

purple990 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 23:14

thats nasty

fmh123 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 23:18

sigh I really need a boyfriend

ciaobella89_fml 0

Tuesday 27 March 2012 7:30

yes because girls are the only ones who can't control themselves drinking. I honestly know more men who go past their drinking limits daily than I do girls. Stop being a sexist douche. Get with the times.