By soembarrassed - 02/08/2009 13:40 - Australia

Today, I was drinking at the local pub and started talking to a really cute guy. I bent down to pick up my bag and the second I did, I felt like I was going to throw up. I clamped my mouth shut in the vain hope that I could block it but as I stood back up, vomit sprayed out through my nose. FML
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mubaki 18

stomach acids in your nostrils... ouch

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caancoha 0

Go blow your nose, you'll be blowing chunks for weeks.

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8trickster8 0

Ahaha, figured this was from Australia.

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timtam24 0

mmm yes australians are known for their puking through their nose's

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CaptainPat 0

Instead of clamping your mouth shut and blocking it, why didnt you just shut your mouth, and throw up in your mouth, then go and spit it all out? thats what i had to do at work one time.

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jackeyb 0

Its your fault, you drank too much. End of.

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nandothecooldude 0

good thing you to didnt have sex he would of dumped you after your probably really ugly go buy make up!!

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monicamischief 0

do people on hear possess any brain power at all? how does drinking too much = ugly? that makes no sense at all.

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alexandriakid 0

If you were drinking, Feel better because he probably wasn't as cute as he appeared.

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loveyabb 0

YDI for drinking so much you puke. Very unattractive in a lady.

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doicha27 0

how the **** can so many people be on OP's side? she totally deserved it, this was something she could control by not drinking so much. the consequences to her actions are dead on! damn!

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monicamischief 0

how can people be on her side? it's obviously her fault for not being able to hold her ******* liquor. what is wrong with most girls, drinking until they throw up? learn your ******* limit and how to hold your alcohol. jesus

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XOfiestypixie 0

drinking =/= going over your limits. She could have been starting to come down with a flu or something (not swine flu, because that has cold-like symptoms at first ;) ). Yes, we can ASSUME she drank too much, since thats what it implies, but that may not be the case.

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monicamischief 0

the way this is typed, it strongly implies that she was drinking too much :/ if that was not the case, it would have been worded differently. and yes, it is just as nasty when a guy does it, i agree. but guys do not tend to do this as much as girls. a lot of girls have four drinks and end up puking because they can't hold their alcohol. :/ there are a lot of stupid girls in the world, mate.

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monicamischief 0

you obviously aren't around many young girls then :/ that, and i never said all girl guys usually have the ability to suck it up and not puke when they drink too much. or at least hold it back until they can puke where not everyone will see them. and i am a girl myself, not a guy, so i am not just some 13 year old sexist boy sitting at home and running his mouth off. most girls disgust me for the most part, really. and need to learn how to drink.

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