By soembarrassed - 02/08/2009 13:40 - Australia

Today, I was drinking at the local pub and started talking to a really cute guy. I bent down to pick up my bag and the second I did, I felt like I was going to throw up. I clamped my mouth shut in the vain hope that I could block it but as I stood back up, vomit sprayed out through my nose. FML
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mubaki 18

stomach acids in your nostrils... ouch

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caancoha 0

Go blow your nose, you'll be blowing chunks for weeks.

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MadeOfAwesome 1

Ughh :/ that must have stung like hell... Thats why, when you feel like you're gonna vomit, run as fast as you can away from everyone, and toward a bathroom if there is one. Puke first, explain later (: and then other people don't have to see you vomit

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iamhungrylikewoa 0

Oh wauw , that sucks x hurts! Happened to me with water, but not in public though :P

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chowyuk 0

one of the few actual fmls on the site

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bartender_fml 0

I agree with #31 Goddamn that mustve sucked. "Ummm wow... this is embarassing.... can we just pretend that was milk?"

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_Noon_ 0

Unfortunately I can speak from experience: yes, it's very possible and also very painful.

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8IGHTY8 0

it is true !! if u try to stop heavy vomit . it will eventually come out of ur nose!!

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mozrox 0

Aw... That sucks! I hope you're feeling better.

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mozrox 0

...especially when a piece of food gets lodged in your sinus.

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_Noon_ 0

[nasty]I had a piece of salad coming out of my nose once. It was disgusting and painful.[/nasty]

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Leopard68231 0

YDI, why would you try to block it? Go to a trash can! Good thing for me i havent thrown up in 6 years...

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